Odin with a minigun, your argument is invalid.
March 4, 2016 sunset on Mt Hood, as seen from Stonehenge replica in Washington
Waiting for the anesthetic to wear off after a dentist appointment
My expression as I fly through life
I bet a puffin would just explode if shot with birdshot
Have some feels
When your boy is getting roasted, but the burns too good not to share on facebook
Boom
When your door has your back
MRW it becomes obvious a stranger is going to speak to me
Remember everyone, watch out, Santa is coming tonight
When a friend is complaining her GF gave her hickies and you're sitting there singler than Lance Armstrongs testicle.
If you ever find yourself in Washington, do yourself a favor, and visit Paradise.
Cry 'Havoc!' and let slips the dogs of war
Mrghghhgjlerh
Who doesnt like potatoes? Boil em, mash em, go to prison for boiling and mashing em.
France's reaction when they Foreign Legion some terrorists right in the baguette hole.
MRW I realize I'm not in House's office.
Happy Samuel L Jackson day to all the Mother Fuckers out there
When you successfully dont fuck everything up in a horrible way.
Would you kindly post irrelevant gifs in the comments.
MFW I'm on a small moon and come across a statue of my public relations expert.
Pluto (right) and Charon, as seen from New Horizons, which will fly past them on Tuesday
UK and Ireland, with an aurora and sunrise as a backdrop, from the ISS
When you get revived in the middle of the fight
Happy Samuel L Jackson Day to all the great Mother Fuckers out there.
Captain Tightpants reaction to finding information that an oppressive regime killed thousands, created a race of monsters, and tried to murder a young girl (who can kill people with her mind) to keep it all covered up
My neighbors when it stops being Star Wars day and becomes Cinco de Mayo.
For those of you into Bondage
Happy doggies
How I feel during Steam sales
How I hope the new Jurassic Park was written
Will a dentist shoot this tiger?
When you accidentally leave a copy of your mix tape in the wash
How I picture gay guys when they go to the club to find a ring to destroy
Cute little baby murder machine
When somebody asks for a list of whats wrong with you.
Dodge and weave, dodge and weave
Bash
MRW Im browsing the internet and see an ad for pizza
Whereas when drunk, I just hit my head more than usual
The titanium used to build the SR-71s was acquired, through a series of shell companies, from Russia, thus enabling us to spy of Russia.
When you get complimented on your hammer
Photo of one of the top weapons of the Cold War
Get some ice cream for someone you love today
Boop time!
Majestic Humpy-Fluffs racing through the cold on the Mongolian Steppe
Have the confidence of Pooh today
USSR sub taking over?
What I wish I could do to people who get to the front of the line and dont know what they want
MRW I attempt to do the science
Keep your pimp trunk strong
MRW Professor Snape invited the voice of god, Metatron, to speak to the class, but he couldnt make it, so Hans Gruber is filling in
When youre Dumbledone with all the shit
Everyone tomorrow if New Horizons reveals some shit thats out of this world whacky
Inside the mind of a cat
MRW our barbarian passes an intelligence check.
RHM
Ignore other posts, gaze upon sexy Einstein