Houston...well done.
It's snowing in Virginia. My mom's dogs don't mind.
My mom dressed up her dogs for their annual Christmas portrait. Hopefully they use this as their debut album cover.
Mowgli the land seal
My friend's new kitten, Baja Muffin Man, is beautiful.
To my fellow Gulf Coasters...good luck.
I met this 5 week old potato last night.
My mom's videos don't translate well to my phone. So here's a screen recording of Oliver showing that he's part-frog.
Crawfish season is the best season.
I met Leto today. He's a 4-month old husky that sings when you meet him.
Local nerd bar has this up.
Oliver is a little unsure of his new job this Christmas.
Well shit
Stepmom of 27 years is leaving my 81-year-old dad. She was his rock. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dr. Strange and Dogpool
Y'all ever get that pre-vacation stress a week before you leave where you're soooooo ready to go and anything and everything and everyone just....
I might have downvotes hanging from my ears, but I got promised at least one upvote for a selfie. Cheers from work!
My mom took her dogs to Maine (Mt. Desert Island) for the summer.
No selfie from me since I fall somewhere between "Plain Jane" and "Nah. No thanks", but behold! Maggie, the majestic Christmas floof!
Guy sits next to me at my neighborhood bar, presents adorable doggo.
For those wanting to cancel their HBO after GOT...I implore you to reconsider.
This is Sammy.
It's officially my 32nd birthday. I brought mini birthday cake cupcakes and am drinking a Deep Eddy Grapefruit at my favorite joint in Houston. Cheers!
Cuddle buddies.
My friend's family got a new puppy. His name is Watson.
Oh hey! You're home!
Bloody Mary's, micheladas, and mimosas coming right up from a blinded bartender, thanks to a parked shiny grill parked in front.
I met a therapy direwolf when getting coffee yesterday.
Took an Accidental Renaissance pic of my mom's puppy.
House-sotting tonight for some family. These two adorable shed-a-thons are my company.
I met a dog. His name is Sammy. He's a good dog. He's tired of our shit, but he's a good dog.
I...don't think that's right...
Got my Christmas tree.
Hey, Imgur. I did a thing.
I was in Virginia this weekend and happened to snap the happiest, puppiest picture of my mother's puppy.
Day Zero: I'm admitting that I'm an alcoholic. It's terrifying, but I'm seeking help.
Incoming snoot
I've given both of them some of my steak. that was my first mistake/misteak.
Gretchen and Oliver wish you the Happiest of National Dog Day, and many wonderful returns.
Happy Pride from Houston and Brash Brewing Company.
I've had my name falsely sullied and dragged through the mud in an industry I LOVE because I wouldn't open my legs, my family dog was put down, and my apartment complex is being torn down in 4 months. So yeah, go fuck yourself, 2016.
I had a shit day. Here's a small gallery of our family's new brother and sister miniature long-haired dauchshund puppies, Oliver and Gretchen, to cheer up anyone else who's had a shit day.
Thanks for 17 years of adventures, swims, and unconditional love, Barclay. We'll miss you, old gal.
Oliver and Gretchen are braving the snowstorm as adorably stupid as possible.
i love not being a vegetarian.
It's a bit chilly in Virginia, so my mom got Oliver and Gretchen sweaters.
Dear Facebook
Since seeing "The Last Jedi", I can't not see a porg (as opposed to an owl) in this neon at the bar where I work.
The first picture of my new smiley baby brother
MRW I'm gone from Imgur for 2 days and come back to D&D memes
Not a Christmas Day selfie, and not the most flattering, but I don't care.
RHM Domhnall Gleeson
I...don't know where to start...
My stepmother, who has been in my life for 24 years, rang the bell yesterday.
Friona, TX. 60 miles southwest of Amarillo.
I just realized my purse is covered in dicks.
HPD
I got blown off tonight. So I'm drinking bourbon and eating tater tots.
Big ole barrell of Angostura