Let me clear off the table...oh wait
Ringing in the New Year with a New Calendar
I want to be this warm.
Merry Christmas with dog tax*
No Mom, don't get up. I think you have a fever.
Oh my...
Oh Muffin....
I'm not ok...
Those who are poor, craft with what we have.
SS 2021
Uncle Roger, folks.
Do sports they said. It'll be fun they said.
My buddy just got jumped!
WTF is this, mom? Why you bring in a murder bot?
MRW doing laundry and finding a cocktail on the dryer
Theater Nerd Mandatory Read
Breed DNA results are in! Did not expect bulldog...
My girlfriends and I have a clever euphemism for being on your period and it's: being elected mayor of Lady town... I for some reason thought my nephew would understand it....
Me. All damn day refreshing the news.
She's thrilled ?
My favorite part of the delivery order...
Sticker pun
The children were concerned about our lack of fireplace on Christmas....
Don't ask stupid questions, mom.
Happy Anniversary two these two lovers. Frankenstein and Toadsworth have been "married" for 10 years. We adopted them on the same day and it was love at first sight.
#secretsanta2022
Stop. Cleaning. And. Pet. Me. Woman!!!
Just finished the Harry Potter reunion and I was bawling my eyes out... Gilbert took notice. Fuck, cats are the best.
Glory to Eevee in the highest
Perfect tree execution thwarted by an 8lb jackass.
Kids up at 3am for Christmas. Happy selfie day.
Favorite clean mugs...
Did not disappoint
Husband laughing to himself across the table...
Genuinely likes birds and enjoys a good laugh...
God, I wish I was a cat.
I opened the pantry cupboard that also holds treats.
I was told he'd stop doing this ...
Reading a new series to the kids. Did not expect this gem at the end of the book.
Ummm...
The perfect Valentine's card doesn't exist....
Soft silhouette
Adopted a super mutt. Any guesses on breeds as we wait for DNA results?
He finally won a family game of Super Mario Party and couldn't be happier.