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1593 pts · April 8, 2015


I personally vote we go back to sacrificing them to volcanoes. The cleanup is easier and maybe we appease some of the ancient gods that may or may not exist.

Actually no, we'd probably piss them off doing that... they probably don't want the ancient decrepit pedo's...

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair, that number was about 30k~ a week ago. Since it hit the news it's been shooting up fast.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I need a food truck like 50 feet away so I can grab something to eat while I sit and relax and enjoy that view for the entire day.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Guuuurls you would NOT BELIEVE-" kinda energy off those ducks.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It also usually prevents the hotdogs from curling in any specific direction. Though in this case, I think the point is that it makes it so the garlic butter soaks down into the meat of the hot dog.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That would probably go against the spirit of the law, I imagine. They'd probably get smacked for doing that.

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'd remove the last set of stairs and put in a ladder. It'd be easier on everyone and everything, in every situation. Yes, I'm 100% sure even EMT's would find it easier to get a body down a ladder than those stairs.

No, I am not in any way licensed to judge any of that, I'm just assuming from the video that those stairs are both steep and cramped AF.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I imagine they live a few years relatively carefree, and then they're slaughtered for meat. Same as has happened for literally centuries.

Obviously there's a lot of cattle farms that dip into more inhumane practices, but there's also plenty of good cattle ranches etc. I would imagine.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a difference between "slaughter part of the herd while making sure there's still baby cows to carry on the herd" and "slaughter the entire herd".

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's something a government would do, not your average farmer. All the cattle farms would be slaughtered if there was no money in it anymore.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

No farmer is gonna keep an entire herd of cows as pets if he can't sell them to make money at some point. Slaughtering the entire herd is absolutely what they'd do if they can't sell them.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I always wonder if the hardcore vegans that preach for everyone to go vegan etc. realise what would happen to all the livestock animals when they're no longer needed for food.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 37

To be clear, I fully support people's right to bang whoever or whatever they want, or not bang. (Just don't try to rub my face in it while you're doing it, and we're good.)

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I don't want to come off as rude here, genuinely curious. What exactly is "straight society"?

Like, I genuinely don't understand. Society is society. The idiots that are hilariously anti-lgbt are not representative OF society.

They're representative of certain parts of society, just like lgbt represents a part of society.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would not trust a bank that is even partially run or operated by AI. All it takes is one mistake and you bank balance is either trillionaire or broke.

I can't wait to see someone figure out how to communicate with the AI running a bank via binary using transactions.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, not a fan of Alberta's government, but they're not technically forcing a referendum (at least not on leaving, yet.)

The October thing is them asking a bunch of questions, one of which is "Should we initiate the proper procedure TO HAVE a referendum on leaving."

Which yes, is the closest they can currently get to having the referendum after the court's ruling, but I do still have some faith that there's enough Albertan's that aren't crazy to outvote the seperatist's.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's gonna be bullied so hard in school.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excuse you, we in the far north don't want them. Send them south.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just pretend you're in some sort of sci-fi sleep/cryo pod thing on your way to a new (not fucked up) planet.

Also they will probably have some headphones that they'll pipe music through for you, so just closing your eyes and vibing usually works too. Sometimes they even ask if you have a preference in music.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to be half as happy, and half as warm as that guy.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone that regularly has -40°C during the winter, I'm well aware.

Like I said, -18 is cute, but it's not exactly "super cold".

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

You just think you'd love it. The reality of it sucks.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

-18 is cute.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

That's banana's.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're two character from the show, part of a squad of recon marines deployed to Iraq. To say they had an... interesting take on the politics of that war is an understatement.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know if you ever saw the Generation Kill tv series, but I'd kill to see the character Brad and Ray from that show give a tactical assessment on Trump's logic.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to gaslight a bumblebee queen into thinking she is getting FAT in under 24 hours.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

The irony of Netanyahu and his entire bloodline being wiped out in the war he started would be glorious. Like, that is the definition of "fuck around and find out", holy crap.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, you can always pray that he dies in a way that makes it impossible for him to be a martyr.

Just picture him walking down the steps of air force one and he dies of explosive diarrhea, leaving a giant brown stain that can never be denied.

Good luck turning that death into a martyr.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0