Poor buddy has an upset stomach so he is on a boiled chicken and rice diet for a bit. I think I made the rice too sticky. Still the best boy even with a fire hose as a butt.
Ok i lol'd...bro
To Chaz - have a better day!
Accurate sign at the vet is accurate
Max is the maximum amount of best doggo
:(
Before and after shots of the effect of me during a final on a pencil. This is why i have to buy cheap pencils.
Storm is about to roll it.....its noon when this was taken
I grew up thinking I was allergic to dogs
MOM!!!!!!!!!
Well that was a fun 5 minutes
MRW I create a 200 line recursive function and it works on the first go. To none a tech person.....this rarely happens.
Was going through my old submitted pictures and noticed a spelling mistake. *anually
MRW something changes my home page from Google to Yahoo
When you run out of toilet paper and prairie dog your way to the store only to find only generic toilet paper.
We became friends afterwards.
As a gay man.....I think I will stay in today.
I would just go nuts.
This is why men dont clean
Just got a job in my field. This is my best friend's reaction. (BTW I hate Ramen so I eat salad tacos......they are exactly what it sounds like)
Bud Ice atop icy Bud Ice icing icing Bud Ice iced Bud Ice on Bud Ice ice
Look at all those baby chicken tenders.
Smartass....
Went to go like a song on Pandora and noticed something interesting about the lyrics.
Im half black and half white, unfortunately my dancing gene is from my white side so I look like this while dancing.....best part is....i dont give a fuck like this guy
About fucking time!
Ate Chinese for lunch with my boss. This was the fortune I received.
A black guy's charger? (Im black so it isn't racist)
Im going to start making these. This is my first one.
Seriously, how does this person get more points per comment than most people. STOP SPAMMING! GRRR
WOOO I CAN GET MARRIED LEGALLY
Apparently I searched youtube when I was in my fathers penis. The internet penetrates everything!
Now cut it out and glue it to the sidewalk!
I host a Minecraft server. We are about to have a war. Might be interesting!
My roommate is fucking awesome!
I asked and he said yes! I get to spend the rest of my life with my best friend\love of my life.
I'd say that is good luck right there. CHYEA!
Alright Sarah, we need to talk about your ads!
The most pressed button when at work and expecting a package.
O.O
Dont mind me just posting some elements.
Human, call off your minions. I surrender.
As a gay man, I run into this ALOT. When a friend finds out I am gay, they immediately think I have been hitting on them or have a crush on them. I simply tell them I dont and life moves on. However it is always in the back of their mind.
nom nom nom
For people who dont know how to edit images
Let me grab some ointment for that burn.
I need new friends........
I need to lose weight, gain the skills, and obtain more balls so I can do this
Was taking our wedding pictures at a lake and a guy said GET IN THE BOAT. So we did :D
while(true){ echo 'ffpt';}
It got a little warm in my office while I was out on lunch
We just upgraded a server......right afterwards we get an email announcing the next upgrade is now available. I want to send them this gif.
SMH - Sometimes I just don't know how to react to these things.
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.
Payback is a bitch
I did the thing!
logged my spam account I havnt touched since 2008