SubtleHarbinger

139004 pts ยท September 5, 2015


A few random facts about me: If I could be any superhero, I would be Batman. I would then use kryptonite to steal Superman's powers and become SuperBatman. My favorite color changes based on my mood. I once met Tony Todd and he was an asshole. Though I do tend to bring that out in people, so it might be my fault. You know what, we'll just go halfsies on it. When the 10th doctor said "I don't want to go", I straight up cried for 2 blubbering minutes. I have never had a crush on a celebrity, but I have had many crushes on the characters they play. Willow Rosenberg was my first big crush. I was 16 at the time. Don't judge. I once got third prize in a beauty pageant, but then had to spend my winnings to get out of jail. Wait. Are you actually reading this? Go do something productive with your life. Just... be awesome.

Hmmm...

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I Find This Rather Peaceful

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Ice Bucket Challenge Accepted. Ice Bucket Challenge Failed.

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My Favorite Stephens

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Visual Representation of How Star Wars Ep. VII is Doing in Theaters.

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A Little Voting Humor

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I am so getting one of these.

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Delightfully Absurd

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When words aren't needed to express your frustration with other drivers...

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Fascinating...

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Well, They're Not Wrong

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Flight Engineers.

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Amazon Review: Greatest Computer Known to Man (and Woman)

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To All the Happy Couples on Valentine's Day...

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Science is Amazing

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I never don't laugh at this.

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There Are So Many Memories Hiding in This Picture.

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Humanity Explained

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Definitely real quotes

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Here's Why You're Wrong - a Political Post

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How it Really Went Down

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I'm Not Gonna Lie. I'm Kind of Impressed.

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Who remembers listening to Radio Aahs?

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They're Made of Meat

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