Moronics (/məˈrɒnɪks/) is the branch of applied mathematics dealing with rapid firing of string neurons in the human brain. I am a scientist with three degrees in applied Moronics from the District University of Mackson; the highest level of achievement of anyone gratuating from the D.U.M. for the past eight years. I'm currently working semi-professionally in the Sacramento area with a research team that are studying the effect of dolphin hormones on the mentally unbalanced, which has yielded fascinating and thusfar undocumented evidence that people suffering from mild paranoia and delusions are uncomfortable about being locked in an underwater box with aggressively hormonal male dolphins. The next 4 years of study will undoubtedly give us more insight into the human mind, but we're havig trouble finding volunteers. When I am not researching the subtleties of the human mind, my hobbies include archery and acupuncture. I have greater multi-tasking abilities than most humans and so I prefer to do both at the same time. Other interests include Art and political debate, two talents in which I am naturally gifted. My partner is an exceptionally talented muskrat trainer and amateur dentist.