Meet Daisy
Now I have to leave it in park forever.
These liars closed forever.
This is the third year in a row I have missed secret santa. Is it too late? I could use a little holiday cheer.
MRW an adult coworker called our boss mom.
All is forgiven Belgium. Good beers, good cheers. -USA
Good morning...
I'm not even mad this happened, maybe it's just great marketing.
New friend in the family.
White girl life coach
Dillon...
Best store name ever.
The difference between Humans and Zombies is all smoke and beers. #TeamHuman
Gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose.
Somebody out there is wondering why their car hasn't sold...
Front page gatekeeper.
I've been to the frontpage. Can I spend my points now?
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I'm not one for words
I don't normally approve of clothes on animals, but I will make an exception for our bow tie cat.
Mom doesn't get why we think this statue is hilarious
I've just had an apostrophe...We have lost so much of our shared childhood this year.
The TP quality at my university is quarter-ply
The force is strong with this burger...
Dammit past self, what was so important three miles ago that you denied me this moment?
Borrowed the bathroom key in a downtown corporate office building. Did not ask whether or not this was a joke.
My boss just got this kitten and I need you to help name her.
Et tu, Brute?
Odd choice for restaurant bathroom wall art.
Looks like somebody accepted her offer
I can't wait to pay off my student loans so I can use this.
When people don't understand the jokes in my OC
Somebody is messing with their friends
The marketing team for my store brand cereal just gave up on being creative.
Getting ready for our new arrival
Only 90s kids will remember
MRW my boss says we are going to watch that new space movie on Friday instead of work.
I know you are on here. Come clean right meow.
Hey everybody, look at my peanuts.
What's New Pussycat?
We rescued this guy yesterday. Imgur, meet Mr. President.
Avast me hearties, and spy me socks o' celebratin'.
When you have wieners and nipples in your post you don't even need a title.
What it feels like to finally go onto facebook and not see anybody dumping ice water on their heads.
She comes home August 7, you will see so many pictures
My wife called this morning and was freaked out about something she saw when letting our dog out. Wet, ghost child footprints on our deck. We don't even have a ghost child.
Germaphobe salvation
Wait for it...
Hook stuff
Cats aren't the only ones that interrupt laptop time.
Nap time
I think I've finally found the perfect homescreen for my Gear 2.
Do you want to have this horse? Too bad, it's Nacho horse.
No matter what anybody says, this is front page material.
She brings all of her toys outside and tries to bring all her sticks inside. I'd reason with her but she saw that we decorated an entire tree inside last month, and also, she is a dog.