27 pts ยท July 28, 2016
Same with my bf. You probably gave her a hemorrhoid
Ha
My girlfriend just started bawling
.
I kind of accepted myself too. Now people tell me I make them/ the situation super awkward. At least it's not me anymore.
Greeley! Haha jk I'm not proud of it
I'm a broad and I panic all the time
It's a song... go shorty it's your birthday. You kinda have to say it out loud and have a punny sense of humor
It looks like he's trying to kill himself and at the end he's a little disappointed when he dumps the dirt out
Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Mine skipped school had 5 charges this year failed fresh yr of h school.Today he left for job Corp and it's bittersweet. He's gunna do well
You have a very attractive chest... definitely a possibility
This girl right here
I just calmed down from hearing it and then I pictured what you just said and wanna stab you in the face.
And a left handed screwdriver
So.... how long CAN a toddler survive in a freezer? Im uh, asking for a friend....
It's at -336 wait... -337.... now. I had to drown vote too. It makes me feel powerful
Slap them on the table gents. I'll get the ruler
Same with my bf. You probably gave her a hemorrhoid
Ha
My girlfriend just started bawling
.
I kind of accepted myself too. Now people tell me I make them/ the situation super awkward. At least it's not me anymore.
Greeley! Haha jk I'm not proud of it
I'm a broad and I panic all the time
It's a song... go shorty it's your birthday. You kinda have to say it out loud and have a punny sense of humor
It looks like he's trying to kill himself and at the end he's a little disappointed when he dumps the dirt out
Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Mine skipped school had 5 charges this year failed fresh yr of h school.Today he left for job Corp and it's bittersweet. He's gunna do well
You have a very attractive chest... definitely a possibility
This girl right here
I just calmed down from hearing it and then I pictured what you just said and wanna stab you in the face.
And a left handed screwdriver
So.... how long CAN a toddler survive in a freezer? Im uh, asking for a friend....
It's at -336 wait... -337.... now. I had to drown vote too. It makes me feel powerful
Slap them on the table gents. I'll get the ruler