1156 pts ยท July 31, 2015
A good fourth of my life is spent browsing Imgur while on the toilet... Even if I don't have to poop it's a decent way to get people to leave you alone. I make my living with honest comments and free upvotes. P.S. I like steak and titties.
Piles o'shit
That poopery stuff from Walmart works well even if you just spray it in the room
So is this tiktok #2 now? I came for memes
No banana?
How does someone roll over quickly with testicles that huge?
Nice
We're talking about pooping right?
She gets an extra 10 seconds everytime someone says "long live the Queen"
Probably taste like silicone
Tell your mom to come back inside then
Full send
Full send there huh bud
Almost spit out my food
So are children
What's your setup friend?
This is how slavery worked too. Only rich had slaves but convinced poor to fight in favor.
I was worried this was a r.i.p. post.
Arm needs to be longer and needs more momentum
I don't know, does it?
Needs banana for scale
Resign? People died. They need to be held accountable.
So... Five minutes?
Had to put my girl down earlier this month because cancer sucks. She was only six.
Yes.
What if they installed it backwards?
This is what slow motion is for!
Here's to hoping she is a she and not a he
That beer has a nitrogen ball inside it. If it's punctured it would be spewing.
BBC has always been there for me, plus I like the accents.
You can't turn weapons of war on civilians unless you want NATO (USA) stepping in.
Piles o'shit
That poopery stuff from Walmart works well even if you just spray it in the room
So is this tiktok #2 now? I came for memes
No banana?
How does someone roll over quickly with testicles that huge?
Nice
We're talking about pooping right?
She gets an extra 10 seconds everytime someone says "long live the Queen"
Probably taste like silicone
Tell your mom to come back inside then
Full send
Full send there huh bud
Almost spit out my food
So are children
What's your setup friend?
This is how slavery worked too. Only rich had slaves but convinced poor to fight in favor.
I was worried this was a r.i.p. post.
Arm needs to be longer and needs more momentum
I don't know, does it?
Needs banana for scale
Resign? People died. They need to be held accountable.
So... Five minutes?
Had to put my girl down earlier this month because cancer sucks. She was only six.
Yes.
What if they installed it backwards?
This is what slow motion is for!
Here's to hoping she is a she and not a he
That beer has a nitrogen ball inside it. If it's punctured it would be spewing.
BBC has always been there for me, plus I like the accents.
You can't turn weapons of war on civilians unless you want NATO (USA) stepping in.