SweetCuttlefish

1512 pts · March 15, 2018


A cuttlefish is not a fish.

Joel Osteen literally preaches prosperity gospel, and yeah, it’s very contrary to the real gospel.

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Stilt foxes!

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It’s the soda lid. In the sock it looks like high heels.

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So, Daffy Duck is actually a tall Martian?

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Those crazy kids :)

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It is named pajama squid, but it is actually a cuttlefish. Rude.

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I loved the random knitting reference with no explanation :)

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Both, actually :) The Pharisees tried to trip him up like that a few times.

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What Jesus was actually saying in context, “I’m not going to let you cunts trick me into breaking either Roman law or Old Testament law.”

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That shark cryptid basically exits - v

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This Death seems to have a better grasp of things like emotion that Discworld Death only wants to understand.

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Apparently, yes.

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I mean, seeing is still one of the 5 senses. If dead people are still involved, we are still talking about 6 total.

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See, this is why I hate those things. I would be agonizing over whether that counted or not.

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I feel like they would all potentially eat pumpkin, so it’s like putting them in a bowl made of food :)

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Awesomesauce :D

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I had no idea that was the case, and suddenly this seems like a brilliant idea.

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The original experiment was aimed at learning about domestication, not creating animals to sell as pets. Which is both admirable and tragic.

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It is a very early design.

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I mean, his pro and con list isn’t wrong.

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And have the balance of a god?

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Beautiful cephalopod :)

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!!!

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I always evaluate pans based on their value as a weapon.

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Why does #6 seem more dangerous than normal hockey?

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“Pain is scary” - Jane Cobb

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You have an interesting concept of intimidation.

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To take deadly aim :) It’s attached to the pic below.

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