SyntaxSmoothie

112 pts ยท May 3, 2016


2) Turns out he wasn't studying at Yale but he was in jail. My parents seriously thought he was studying at Yale.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) Our yard worker disappeared for a few months and he got other guys to do yard work. When he comes back he said he was at Yale.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keith... The kind of guy to wear a disguise into a hate Keith meeting just to feel included

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should leave subtle hints in the text on to what the right choice is!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The decimals instead of commas are killing me. What the fuck, look at number 6.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I'm a hypocrite

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Oh wow! My insight is so great and hilarious I have to make fun of this ignorant guy burning on his date. I'm positive to society. I help.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

The writer sounds like a douche. But the girl broadcasting it to the world is an attention whore.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 14

You should but they should at least give you credit. I hate people that take content and try to pass it off as their own. It's sad.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone stole your comment on YouTube and it annoys the shit outta me.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I kept on reading it until I got it the 5th time. Stupid brain, auto-correcting people's grammatical errors.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Malcolm in the middle* fml. Stupid phone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Malcolm and the middle and GOT... Unexpected but fucking amazing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do people like him suddenly?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why is this being downvoted. I compared this to opening envelopes full of glitter and those are annoying as shit. Explain.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No. You can hug it like a true floof.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sam

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 14: is this the Krusty Krabs?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hahahahaha! You made my day, thanks ????

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm at Berkeley and the squirrels will literally chase you around. My sister says the students have domesticated them.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A skinny Simon Cowell is staring at her in the background.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be just my luck to have just finished the episode today in which Laverne is in a coma. :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OP WHY!?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The saber looks orange when the camera switches angles. Stupid Jedi mind tricks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck. Take your upvote.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fake. It's fake. *Someone posts proof it's real. Omg so cool. Can't believe they did this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6