Syovere

62831 pts ยท November 4, 2020


She/they. Transfemme enby, dealing with chronic disability. Fighty and kind of a bitch, but in times like these, can you blame me?

It's appreciated, but the last line was really just a Spiders Georg joke acknowledging that my stance *is*, as far as I've seen, the less common one.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For my own transition specifically I *do* conceptualize it as becoming someone else, because that's more empowering to me. I did not like who or what I was, so I became something different.

But I'm probably an outlier adn should not be counted

23 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

> all religion

nah fam, plenty of faiths don't do that. a number of them don't even have someone you *could* pay off.

The various branches of Abrahamic folklore are that way, and there are others as well, but that's not all there is.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Although he's not the only one in there twice.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"we need better marketing" is, however, a perfect illustration of capitalist logic

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#21 is that a couch or is it a wreath somehow made out of pickles

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While you're out, you should check with a proctologist about extracting your cranium from your asshole before you suffocate on the fumes. y'all have a nice day now.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I could've been, but the dog beat me over the fence.

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Are you stupid?

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#11 A perfect gift for your least-favorite coworker. "It reminded me of you."

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#36 For me it's
The thunder rolls, and the lightning strikes
Another love goes cold, on this moonless night
As the storm goes on out of control
Deep in her heart, the thunder rolls

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now if only he was out of time.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

strangers, waiting
up and down the boulevard

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. It's an implicit condemnation of the parasitic Nazi, an illustration that he could do functionally infinite good with his draconic hoard, and that he simply consciously chooses not to.

He wants to be loved but is so devoid of empathy that he cannot grasp the idea that he could be a hero to countless billions with scarcely an effort at all.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's probably why parent commenter posted that image.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#24 I qualify for Druid, Ranger, possibly Wizard (depends on how far you have to go in college for the GPA to count), and definitely Rogue. My feats of stealth include sneaking up on a customer on accident wearing wet boots in a nearly-empty store and accidentally sneaking up in front of someone.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never actually 'won' that fight, by the way. I just stopped telling them I had it with me, because it became clear they would not dislodge their heads from their asses and I'm kind of a picky bitch about the matter of breathing.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had to fight (a lot!) to get the school to even let me carry my own damn rescue inhaler. I'm sorry, dipshits, but I'm not going to be able to go from the track to the nurse while in the midst of an asthma attack, and it is literally y'all's job to know this shit

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like cauliflower, but only when it's not pretending to be something else

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

oi mate, fuck off

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

"You see a dog."
"Can I roll to pet it?"
"... sure?"
[rolls 1]
"You slap the dog.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you have a fetish for being belittled? Is that why you're trying to bait people, a humiliation kink?

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

have they tried *not* using the procedural theft and disinformation device? idk just a thought

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No, don't leave Smaug! We need you here!

We can't kill you if you leave.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This happens with a lot of foods, unfortunately.

Lotta people need to learn to mind their own fuckin business. If you're not the one eating it, you can fuck off with your judgments.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I could be the ida or ikakalaka

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never make the mistake of underestimating your enemy. They have planned this out thoroughly, and assuming they're idiots is setting yourself up for failure.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Organized criminals celebrating organized crime, yeah that tracks

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I was thinking Stardust

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1