I am a member of an elite US Special forces team, I fight a High Speed Low Drag Invisible War every day, operating with the most elite members of the US military. My team is tactically superior to every other Special Forces team on the planet. Combined. My team is so top secret, no public record even exists. We operate only on orders from the highest echelons of Government, and our objectives usually involve stopping some form of world domination, and eliminate anyone who threatens stability on a global scale. You've never heard of our operations, because unlike those pussies in the Navy SEALS, we go under the radar. We will kill your buddies in the next room, and before they even hit the floor, we'll kill you. My team is capable of clearing a house full of hostiles, and ex-filtrating in less than 60 seconds. You will not see us coming, you will not hear us coming. Operating is a way of life.
Next time on "Stealing shit from tumblr and pretending you made it up!
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me. Also, you stole this from Tumblr
who cares, she's a qt3.14
MAKE PUNS IN COMMENTS. I'D STAND AT ATTENTION FOR HER
She could occupy my peninsula
Is cold.
If you think that's bad, my Shotgun in Team Fortress 2 is named Kurt Cobains Microphone.
Who fucking cares? All you need to do is watch the fucking movie. You don't need extra bullshit.
Baywatch
I'm fairly certain she actually is gay...
It's kind of hypnotic...
Every gif I have seen of this girl involved hula hoops
Just take me now!
Im willing to bet you haven't beaten either of the first two.
So.... don't take out expensive electronic devices near things that could break them. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A CLUTZ.
I feel honored that you would bless me with a visit...
lemme fix that OmG im SOOo dONE I CaNT EVEn
Im fucking stealing this from you.
I'm sorry for my insolence wise one, please forgive me.
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that we no longer put periods at the end of a declarative sentence
I'll upvote you anyway, you bastard.
Let us be upvoting everyone, yes comrades?
[UNZIPPING INTENSIFIES]
How's the diet?
I just got really turned on.
Lol, try living in NH. 3rd whitest state in the country...
Yet, you haven't made a single comment...
Everybody who read this just tried to chomp down on their own teeth.
*Sweats*
It's Batman, how could you not recognize the glorious chin of Adam West you heathen?