Talitymite

417 pts ยท July 4, 2016


Oh dear

Two melons at the same time.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like a good deal for shipping a whole IKEA store. Will still be a bitch to put together.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe it's called The Expendables

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rogue part is referring to facts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Literally went like he wanted something, then came out snickering cause he got nothing....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Chris Snyder cut doesn't seem like it was worth the fight.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Who doesn't buy double stuff...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Works about well as someone who thinks making pizza deserves 15 an hour

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did anyone read these in Bill Kurtis's voice from NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how Trump presidents..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you look at it carefully, you can see that Saturn is flat too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literally can't up vote this enough

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought you spelled cuttlefish wrong. Then I realized that I was wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes, and yes. Stupid like holocaust deniers

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Who downvoted this???

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

As an Armenian born in Armenia, I can confirm 10/10 doing this myself.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That bug had it coming... Showing up with all of it's legs all willy nilly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disgusting, look at that man spreading...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He has such a long walk to get to his car

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only after I have my mulch laid

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want amateur steak pics. The home made kind.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't know my gf is on here too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well it's on the internet so clearly you did.... Internets don't lie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to buy some classic watermelon all summer, and couldn't find anything but seedless. I have to grown my own this year to satisfy me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess not EVERYTHING is awesome...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Title checks out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean 250 mill

8 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 3

Pepperidge farms remembers

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You misspelled star trek

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