Breakfast

9 years ago | 1 0

#DarwinFail

9 years ago | 1 0

Lol

9 years ago | 1 0

Suicide march

9 years ago | 1 0

She got a Tinder profile?

9 years ago | 2 0

What an idiot!

9 years ago | 1 0

Sexy

9 years ago | 1 0

Snakes are so nice and everybody hates on them. Just like Trump

9 years ago | 1 0

I should try that on my x-wife

9 years ago | 1 0

Ya but your fam and friends would be hurt

9 years ago | 2 0

Trolling her like mad

9 years ago | 2 0

Gonna bet someone pushed the rocks

9 years ago | 1 2

Whatever they all whack

9 years ago | 1 0

*blurbs not words

9 years ago | 2 0

Nailed it!

9 years ago | 1 0

He does this after every tweet

9 years ago | 1 3

Was that baby nemo?

9 years ago | 17 0

That only works when your 20. The prob is all these hoes working crap jobs 30-60

9 years ago | 1 0

Nailed it!

9 years ago | 1 0

Get weak ass shit outta my house

9 years ago | 1 0

And on the 100 attempt, success!

9 years ago | 2 0

If you wanna close the wage gap, then close the thigh gap.

9 years ago | 4 3

I need to go there

9 years ago | 1 0

Taxi!?

9 years ago | 1 0

Still drunk

9 years ago | 1 0

All girls are newspapers

9 years ago | 4 0

I was drunk.

9 years ago | 2 0

Your welcome! I was drunk

9 years ago | 1 0

Bouncing teeth lol

9 years ago | 2 1

Future Darwin Award winner. Like fk, u can't slide?

9 years ago | 6 2