When you see sexy construction equipment...
from friend has good one-liners
Pabstick
My vet gf had to remove this sweet girl's eye. Luckily, I had a high-quality prosthetic for her.
Like 'the novelization of the Hobbit movies'
Managed to escape...then had second thoughts
Yard guardian
Dirty old cat
10dog
My submission to 'sexy founding fathers.' Brad Neely fans, don't fail me.
...they gave me cat scratch fever
A shark mask that I made from scratch
Ordered a shirt and it came with a free bowtie. Rather than toss it I put it on Morris, the office cat from next door and sent him back.
Rupert and Murkin
She only gives me this look after she's been fed.
King of the House
Kittens!
Every morning
Heard a noise and realized she was locked in the back of the apartment.