A Dude-Bro In Spirit • Only Child • Besides My Sister • I Dunno Why It Says 18 Lol, I'm Actually Depressed • Retired Athlete • Shattered My Dick • Did A Karaoke Once • Orlando Bloom Is Dead To Me • One Time I Kissed My Homie And I Felt Like A New Woman • No Homo Tho • I Drink Monster Like A Goddamn Kyle • My GF Is Mad Sexy • She Goes To Another School, You Wouldn't Know Her • I Got Balteusphobia • Anyways Hmu If You're Looking To Talk About Your Feelings
He knew something you don't. It's never too late to start studying the arcane arts. You can make a prophet out of him.
The weird thing is, it's not even that long. Below my shoulders, maybe 16 inches at the longest. I told the guy seven years which is technically correct... if you factor in the years of fighting with my mother over it. I could easily shave it off and be back to this in 3-4 years.
I've been making a list of the last few digital only games I need to pick up, any suggestions?
Here's the rest of #2 :)
I once saw an article about Splatoon on NPR below an article about global warming. I did a triple-take.
#15 i gave it my bratwurst
#38 Gaming Monitor
#28 Dalmatian owners:
I responded with "I just asked around; none of us are named Jason. Sorry, Michael." He apologized without taking the hijinks any further.
That's certainly an option...
#26 Hell yeah, brother! Expressing emotions is for weak little bitches! I'd rather die than be honest about how I'm feeling. Literally! /s
Liberals are disguising commie handouts as "God's teachings" and "literally in The Bible"! Deuteronomy? Is that some new kind of gay?
#28 We live in a so-psy-ety.
#7 That second one is a Roserade regional variant and you can't tell me otherwise.
#28 Reminded me of this https://youtu.be/pOljw0z5asI
#11 https://youtu.be/lO9H3xyPxNo
Thank you, motherfucker.
I'm just gonna hijack this post real quick to say: use smile.amazon.com instead of the regular site. Do some good while buying that dildo.
Your cat's name is blowjob?
Yeah, but not because of the Putin thing. He was sentenced to death by the fashion police.
There are two wolves inside you. You should see a doctor; the recommended amount of wolves is zero.
Kids shows 20 years ago: We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship | Kids shows today: GO HARRY! GO HARRY! FUCK IT UP HARRYYYYY!
Unpopular opinion: The Series X AND the PS5 are ugly.
That's literally the point. No one talks about the bad shit. He's been thought of positively for nearly a century.
Someone said, "It's only a few bad cops."
A selfie.
Matt wants to know your location.