45132 pts · November 20, 2024
No, Wall St has always traded on the expectation that everyone is insider trading.
Dolly Parton died. I couldn't figure out how to get a source on that though.
"...take these broken wings and learn to fly..."Uh.. swim... or... whatever.
Oh sure. This was a joke about how I know two sets of triplets which I think is kind of wild.
Fun fact: I know six times as many triplets as I do trans people. This is a late 1970s baby thing though, because of the particular fertility treatments they had back then.
#1 Ironically the sign actually MEANS "buses too!"
Australia is still Lake Ontario but we have this bullshit:
I bet it fucking isn't. 😢
How did you download this from heaven?
Or for the extroverts:
Has there ever been a time in history when a child has looked up with awed respect in their eyes and said: "Wow grampa is it really true you used to be a member of [secret police or cult-of-personality-serving-paramilitary]?"
As my grandfather used to say: You can't make the world love you. Just do your best and live your life so that at least there won't be a whole section on your wikipedia titled "Paedophilia and child sexual abuse". (possibly paraphrased)
"The wrong 80 year old from Home Alone 2" - This is a particularly wild fact. Four Home Alone actors have died in 2026. Maybe Death just has really bad aim. "He's the guy in the black suit in the hotel scene!" "Got him!" "NO GODDAMNIT!"
They're all getting out before the rush. (apologies to Terry Pratchett)
"Making the Hutus resentful" is quite a way of putting it. 😢
Her risk/reward assessment probably assumed she'd never get caught.
"Wills and Trusts Attorney". She made her money from watching families fight, helping rich families dodge tax, and [checks notes] oh right, also stealing from orphans. Yeah I doubt there's any surprises...
Also a joke being made so widely Snopes has it under open investigation: https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/26/trump-importing-beef-argentina/
HOWEVER the timeline does fit. China rejected a bunch of beef from Argentina in March 2026, the US imported this beef in May 2026. BUT that China rejection was for detecting a banned antibiotic, and it was only some beef. THIS recall is because this beef somehow skipped proper import inspection. So the "this is the beef China rejected" is a joke made possible by co-incidence.
Oh you're taking the "it's the beef China rejected" joke literally. Good for you. That link is definitely the source of FactPost's tweet though: 29628 lb of meat imported recently (May), from Argentina, being recalled. OP just got lucky guessing it was Argentinian beef, I reckon.
Anyone remember Xenus AKA Boiling Point: Road to Hell? Had one of my favourites:- dogs finally get shadows
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-alerts/corte-argentino-usa-llc-recalls-raw-beef-products-imported-without-benefit-import
As the sages taught us: Try to live your life so the entire internet doesn't laugh when you die of colon cancer.
What I like about this, is that any person in that [shudders] triangle can be the "rotting piece of chicken in the Dollar Store parking lot".
The awfulness of her intention obscures how fucking weird of thing this is to do. She was 100% going for Hannibal and that's so weird in context.
It's worse than this. This photo crops out the tweet. This is the full post:
They mean the literal cat, you downvoting killjoys!
No, Wall St has always traded on the expectation that everyone is insider trading.
Dolly Parton died. I couldn't figure out how to get a source on that though.
"...take these broken wings and learn to fly..."
Uh.. swim... or... whatever.
Oh sure. This was a joke about how I know two sets of triplets which I think is kind of wild.
Fun fact: I know six times as many triplets as I do trans people. This is a late 1970s baby thing though, because of the particular fertility treatments they had back then.
#1 Ironically the sign actually MEANS "buses too!"
Australia is still Lake Ontario but we have this bullshit:
I bet it fucking isn't. 😢
How did you download this from heaven?
Or for the extroverts:
Has there ever been a time in history when a child has looked up with awed respect in their eyes and said: "Wow grampa is it really true you used to be a member of [secret police or cult-of-personality-serving-paramilitary]?"
As my grandfather used to say: You can't make the world love you. Just do your best and live your life so that at least there won't be a whole section on your wikipedia titled "Paedophilia and child sexual abuse". (possibly paraphrased)
"The wrong 80 year old from Home Alone 2" - This is a particularly wild fact. Four Home Alone actors have died in 2026. Maybe Death just has really bad aim. "He's the guy in the black suit in the hotel scene!" "Got him!" "NO GODDAMNIT!"
They're all getting out before the rush. (apologies to Terry Pratchett)
"Making the Hutus resentful" is quite a way of putting it. 😢
Her risk/reward assessment probably assumed she'd never get caught.
"Wills and Trusts Attorney". She made her money from watching families fight, helping rich families dodge tax, and [checks notes] oh right, also stealing from orphans. Yeah I doubt there's any surprises...
Also a joke being made so widely Snopes has it under open investigation: https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/26/trump-importing-beef-argentina/
HOWEVER the timeline does fit. China rejected a bunch of beef from Argentina in March 2026, the US imported this beef in May 2026. BUT that China rejection was for detecting a banned antibiotic, and it was only some beef. THIS recall is because this beef somehow skipped proper import inspection. So the "this is the beef China rejected" is a joke made possible by co-incidence.
Oh you're taking the "it's the beef China rejected" joke literally. Good for you. That link is definitely the source of FactPost's tweet though: 29628 lb of meat imported recently (May), from Argentina, being recalled. OP just got lucky guessing it was Argentinian beef, I reckon.
Anyone remember Xenus AKA Boiling Point: Road to Hell? Had one of my favourites:
- dogs finally get shadows
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-alerts/corte-argentino-usa-llc-recalls-raw-beef-products-imported-without-benefit-import
https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-alerts/corte-argentino-usa-llc-recalls-raw-beef-products-imported-without-benefit-import
As the sages taught us: Try to live your life so the entire internet doesn't laugh when you die of colon cancer.
What I like about this, is that any person in that [shudders] triangle can be the "rotting piece of chicken in the Dollar Store parking lot".
The awfulness of her intention obscures how fucking weird of thing this is to do. She was 100% going for Hannibal and that's so weird in context.
It's worse than this. This photo crops out the tweet. This is the full post:
They mean the literal cat, you downvoting killjoys!