graphic depiction of the July 29th posts
hawk vs drone
stop making sense
I know you all worship her boobs but it's her eyes that do it for me. Call me weird.
I'm a lonely guy, wuh wah
My frustrations while watching Mary from Storage Wars
public catharsis
as a guy, even my music tastes are forever alone
the once a year your cat does what you want it to
I'm a thoughtful person with a lot of love to share, but yeah
horse cock
every now and then I just gotta get weird
it's been 8 months since he passed, but every now and then I act like I'm bending down to pet him
it still feels premature to declare this even after 2 years of solid employment
MRW Women's curling is back
the classiest way to acknowledge defeat
admit it, you had it coming
they pose like this when they've puked on your favorite shoes - they know!!!
a truly hueable tragedy
seriously, how fat are these people?
I woke up with a migraine. It feels like this guy impaled the left side of my head on that spike coming out of his chest as a wake up call
MRW: I saw my ex's (2 years ago) number pop up on my cell today
MRW after 10 hours, I finally got my resume and associated documents updated and submitted for a job
sometimes we all just gotta chill out and love one another
Stephanie Leonidas, she's beautiful
when I haven't slept enough I turn into this guy
driving them is a total waste of time, energy, and so much stress. plus they're expensive.
proof cats are cooler than dogs
gigantic balls
this kitten does not understand
imagine how many people this guy cut off on the freeway
I started this show this weekend. I'm 8 episodes from the finish but trying to pull away and get some house work done
as a straight guy, MRW I got a single reply on a dating site - follow up: Yeah I screwed it up
this was going to be a reply to a post...that got deleted...so instead have Dean as Slave Leia for your various uses
programming in an IDE
human, come here. I must mark you as mine again.
"oh hello human"
what?! you little sh!t!!!!!!