The excuses I use for my social awkwardness and inability to find friends or a girlfriend. And an example of the stupid stuff I say.

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Oh look, a random dump.

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I need to find a woman who looks at me the way my cat does...

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This dump is all over the place.

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Not sure of an actual quote of how, but it definitely gets the brain going.

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