345 pts · March 11, 2015
Someone make this a shooting stars meme
Poopourri
How bout one where a guy goes into a dealership, buys a car, drives away, then it cuts to a screen that says “It’s time to buy a new car.”
Geeze how big is your closet?
As if that's not where all the sacrificed virgins go
So we're just going to ignore 100% virgin pulp
I found Reaper
It's on plastic wrap, they're totally going to eat it later
I wanna know if dogs try to hold in farts like people do.
I understood that reference
"So Dad, what'd you get me?" "Something." "What's that something?" "What I got you." "What's inside the wrapping paper then." "Your gift"
Haha don't we all
God Sent Dog
It's a blessing when you meet a guy who has mainly sisters because they understand.
Or me
Both of my reactions to 2016
To a twitter post talking about Star Wars
There's a noodle in my boot!
And then world domination
I think the small zooids is just to get the idea out so they can get funding for way bigger zooids.
Lil bean paws!
But the Mom one wouldn't have tabs of chrome open. She would have internet explorer with only one window open.
Cleany cleany for human beany
What
One of these is not like the otters
They have to impress their fancy party hoster friends with a neato tricko that seems like it would be on Pinterest
He also plays in Paper Heart with Charlyne which is sorta like a documentary on what love is.
My Mom takes naps during every movie and then talks really loudly asking me what's going on if she wakes up before the movie is over.
Or just one of those "Updating your pc in 15 minutes so save your stuff now because you can't cancel it."
Someone make this a shooting stars meme
Poopourri
How bout one where a guy goes into a dealership, buys a car, drives away, then it cuts to a screen that says “It’s time to buy a new car.”
Geeze how big is your closet?
As if that's not where all the sacrificed virgins go
So we're just going to ignore 100% virgin pulp
I found Reaper
It's on plastic wrap, they're totally going to eat it later
I wanna know if dogs try to hold in farts like people do.
I understood that reference
"So Dad, what'd you get me?" "Something." "What's that something?" "What I got you." "What's inside the wrapping paper then." "Your gift"
Haha don't we all
God Sent Dog
It's a blessing when you meet a guy who has mainly sisters because they understand.
Or me
Both of my reactions to 2016
To a twitter post talking about Star Wars
There's a noodle in my boot!
There's a noodle in my boot!
And then world domination
I think the small zooids is just to get the idea out so they can get funding for way bigger zooids.
Lil bean paws!
But the Mom one wouldn't have tabs of chrome open. She would have internet explorer with only one window open.
Cleany cleany for human beany
What
One of these is not like the otters
They have to impress their fancy party hoster friends with a neato tricko that seems like it would be on Pinterest
He also plays in Paper Heart with Charlyne which is sorta like a documentary on what love is.
My Mom takes naps during every movie and then talks really loudly asking me what's going on if she wakes up before the movie is over.
Or just one of those "Updating your pc in 15 minutes so save your stuff now because you can't cancel it."