TheAlphaJob

1122 pts · July 30, 2015


You are all getting killed by Kim Jong-Un

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks for reminding me I'm going to start robbing the nearest jewelry store.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The things that I have learned in school about Germans is that they're the Master of Engineering.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't the body be half burn before setting it off to be finally burn with a live sacrificial spouse. TO VALHALLLA!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Go fuck yourself!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

So that means Trump will win, Sanders will hide in fear, rebel army will form, and crush Trump. When is this moving coming out?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Dang, that cheeseburger I made was so good and tasty. Very cute enough to make you want to eat it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imgur is Reddit's cancer cure

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Black Lives Matters

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair I'm still the same with Justin Bieber.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about Emma Stone?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

You should masturbate to porn more often while computer is compiling.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MRW when you cut yourself off Reddit which I'm doing now. You can never looked back all I can do is move on without Reddit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will it bite my hand if I downvote?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those tiny cute paws

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitch was annoying?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was on Reddit looking at some cool pics, saw this on the side, and made post this in WTF.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So Jesus Christ is actually white? WTF?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kiss the puppy! Kiss the puppy! Kiss the puppy! Kiss the puppy! Kiss the puppy! Kiss the puppy! Kiss the puppy!

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

As an American it would take me less than an hour to find replaceable shovel at HomeDepot.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the IMGUR version? Will it be long not enough to cover an entire page?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I met two big white and black guys at a certain bars let's just say we've became acquaintances.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP Should start mating

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you could just buy any custom screen, a battery pack, and custom female-DVI port

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do I put in my tips? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A place ruled by Aliens from the other world and has giraffe as a mascot.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

As a Redditor, what is this daylight?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The green skittles are the Jews...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm yellow and someone ate one of us, I find this racist.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0