TheBlueMuppet

133765 pts ยท January 9, 2014


I'm not terribly complicated, really.

I'd love to just pack the full knowledge of muppets into my brain. Instead i make non-muppet things in my free time. I'm there in spirit, if not in life.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not as big a fan as i could be.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Just cause you can't doesn't mean everyone can't."

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's another part to this, where he retrieves some from the garbage because he, again, likes lucky people.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuntbags.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#20 They're as good as you think they are.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 FUCK YEAH, PICARD!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see no issue in staying prepared in case my stupid body doesn't know i'm not in a texas summer anymore. Rather have it than not, cause needing things like that as a tourist is a great way to get overcharged.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried the hobbing thing on a lathe once. It was pretty ineffective, and it took a while to work out exactly how big the gear should be so i don't cut teeth on top of other teeth. It didn't really work for me, and felt dangerous.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's got portals, it's not a port exactly.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 "REPRESENTATIVE!"

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

LCD Monitor screen (like a resin printer uses), and when opening the door it jostles the toys.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shut up and drink your penis.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because it gets to 113F/45C where i live, but i want to continue to not die.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ahh, my fart cone."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can think "man, if i was a woman, i'd just masturbate all day." And then i move on with my life. Do other people just not do that?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

isd3d

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Appreciate it, and same. We're embarrassed for how we look. We were a little before, but god damn.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My tools only work on Metric Star Destroyers

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sarah Chronnor Conicals.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[D]at's [R]eally [Green]

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro, we don't have built-in health insurance.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, Grandma, i wear what i want! And it's August! Go drink your Ensure!

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

New favorite vague insult.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are the Tom Hollandaise of summer.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just tell me where.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have one! It's an older one too. Great book to flip through. Need to find that again.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turbo Granny?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have an emerald green car, an all-white car, and a car that is many colors, depending on the part.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0