I was but a boy when I favorited this in 2013
At least I'm a boring drunk
Apparently you can just pay your way out of a rape charge
Is it Just me?
I wish I was rich enough to just give out free drugs
My Favorite Part About the New Hover Links Is When the Gifs are Synchronized
+ or - several months depending on your workplace/essential-ness
Are we not doing phrasing any more?
How many shitposts am I scheduled to upvote today?
Some day my princess will come
Not ruining any punch lines here, no siree
Happy RHM with an actor I really like*
Ya'll being tricked by that Disney Greedâ„¢ machine
Only a cop can hold a cop accountable
One day, I hope to be this dedicated to my craft
How about a 12,000 wallpaper dump to remember the good ol' days of server crashing imgur
I heard Star Wars Episode VII was running low on funds
Yesterday was very exciting
Learn yourself some keyboard short cuts!
It ain't much, but it's something I've done
Dyslexic kids write to Mr. Satan
Always Read The Fine Print
It's not my fault. I was doing dishes drunk.
A discussion about the Net Neutrality Act passing
First Thing I thought of When I Saw This Name
Someone posted this picture of me and claimed it was them and it got to the FP. And then did it again.
Does no one remember the best human of them all?
MRW I see myself in the mirror and think I'm moderately attractive, then put my glasses on
You people need to learn to write better
It's my cakeday, I was promised upvotes
My name is TheComputerScientist and I'm a chocoholic
I'm a monster
How do you make friends as an adult!
I should've known better
It also leaves me bloated