TheExplodingGingerMonkey

5289 pts · January 8, 2016


no racism, no homophobia, no god, no bullshit, no discussion.

As a German engineer™ I sadly can't confirm that all German engineering™ contains cases of cold beer.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sending hugs your way! I tripped and stretched a ligament on Wednesday, so my foot is all blue and swollen, too. Nothing broken though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This! And while you might feel a difference between 80, 81, 82 Fahrenheit, it wouldn't make any difference in the bigger picture.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#40 The German word for slug literally translates to "naked snail" so there's that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ungrateful" is my mom's favorite word.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's crochet though

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Would'nt a van in Germany have a German license plate?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call our pretty girl our "lucky kitty"

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My girl Nibbles, two years old :)

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't want kids of my own but that's freaking adorable!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meh, don't think so. It's common decency to credit the artist so don't be lazy and just do it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Quecksilber in German. Queck is not much used today but it's basically the same as quick and Silber = silver

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would kill to have Bs! My Fs don't match my body shape and make me feel really insecure.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Spicy water

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like drinking sprite but without any of the calories or sticky sweetness or fake "lemon lime" taste.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aldi recently added them to their stores, too!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Professor opened a lecture with that quote last semester.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry! Same for me, though. And look on the bright side, today can only get better from here on.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank the artist, she shared the link on her Instagram!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

bothered to take the whole shark or kill the shark before throwing it back into to sea [2/2]

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

The shark doesn't die right away but sinks to the bottom of the ocean where it dies after hours of suffocating bc the humans can't be [1/2]

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I am sorry! I cried, too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently it's not worth transporting it from the sea to the land so they just dump it :(

5 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

It's not about the translation for "cat" it's about how you'd call a cat so it would be "miez miez" or whatever your dialect uses.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My cats are 1 and 2 years old. I just realized this day will come for me, too. Well fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

freaking holocaust. Rant over, thanks for reading. 4/4

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yelled that (and other Nazi bs) through the train. I can't get into my head why people think it's okay to downplay antisemitism and the 3/?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0