TheFrontPageDefender

1955 pts · April 1, 2014


I'm just doing my part down here in user sub. Trying to keep you deviants away from the front page.

Thank you, that is absolutely the last thing I thought it would be. I’m so broken.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My second cousins friend over heard someone in a seafood market say “gluten makes your dick fly off”. Stay away from gluten everyone!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asking my Brit friends. What’s a butty?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nope. Sleeping is a thing a heard about before, somewhere. That’s possibly why it took this much time to get back... yikes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Settle down Don Lewis...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks familiar...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doggy dreams are the best dreams.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, that’s a lot of poison ivy. Good luck with that OP

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silk tree mimosa. Humming birbs give them an upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No “Shawsnack redemption”? You guys are slacking.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duct tape will fix’er right up!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black flies. Awful little bitey fawkers.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP’s deli, no one can beat his meat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still remember their BLT soft tacos. They were amazing at the time. I have a feeling they weren’t that great.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have the cash go buy some chippewa super loggers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a straight guy, i hate when guys do that to me too.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Don't look at it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And therefore the world.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Immature black walnuts would be my guess.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Let it snow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a honey in the middle theres some leeway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like you got lazy at the end of this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why? Looks like they were going to die of cancer anyways.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that would be a horrifying BJ. Then again, i have had worse.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to expand my horizons I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of cereal is that? Gonna have to verify if it actually is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only at night though?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Over then last couple months I am realizing how accurate this is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0