TheGillMachine

17315 pts ยท December 3, 2013


Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Some bathroom humor (OC)

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 94

For my first submission: Starburst!

Points 5
Comments -1
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My academic advisor once warned me if I failed History, I'd be doomed to repeat it.

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 1006

Entropy (OC)

Points 17
Comments 15
Views 30

KFC Buffet. Do not adjust your screen.

Points 24
Comments 18
Views 1209

LNI

Points 59
Comments 14
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Nature Porn

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Comments 2
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Yo, dawg, I heard you liked volcanic plugs, so I took a picture of Beacon Rock.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 111

How to spot a sex offender, part 1

Points 19
Comments 3
Views 178

Surprise sex can be fun, MOST of the time...

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Comments 3
Views 1487

Let me axe you something..

Points 9
Comments 5
Views 179

Now for the West Coast feed.

Points 13
Comments 2
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One of my favorite pictures from the camera roll

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Comments 2
Views 112

I don't even... I'm so confused.

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 78
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