trash buy and sell.
Fear our Japanese overlords
they say it gets easier...
Well shit...
I thought adults had hundreds of thousands of dollars in their bank accts.
Who would win?
I think they play bumper cars in New york.
chuckled at this while browsing tumblr
Let the ocean save me.
Anon is asleep.
The kid next to me had yelled out that he had wanted to crowd surf.
Group of people stared, it was so awkward I cut my work out short.
Seems like a good reason.
Getting top comment on a post.
I don't think they're that bad...
poor fool.
Roommate and I decided it was time to take out the trash.
My Gf of 1 month told me this as she was leaving for work this morning...
Your mom's a what??
The dog looks fed up with all the hash tags.
As a man in an office full of ladies. MRW they start getting upset.
Single women on dating sites in my town vs the city's 1-2hrs away.
It's all mine now.
Is the extra 300 calories and 7 grams of fat worth a tortilla?
MFW coworkers talk to me while on lunch break.
"I felt like destroying something beautiful."
I had to share with you.
she had on her profile to never bring her a bouquet.
I'd stay for the show.
Soldiers aren't the only thing coming out of Russia. 30,000 yr old Giant virus discovery.
War turns us into different people.
Pop pop
Can't a nigga just get some comfort?
Fuck doing the dishes, I'm hungry now!
I know its reddit but I had to share this with usersub. Pure magic in that comment.
As a Texan, this is how we BREAKFAST.
Sorry if repost, I haven't checked the front yet.
MRW my roommate leaves our apartment door unlocked.
Do what you gotta do for food.
Should've had a spotter.
What I imagine doing when someone is smacking when they eat.
I have the worst road rage. I imagine doing this at least 5x a day.
It's been awhile since I've seen this show.
That cleverness.
Sigh of relief.
I feel bad for laughing.
Not a big smoker but I appreciate a Hand rolled cigar. (Estate Reserve Limited edition)
Yyou... got... somethi ahh fuck it.
MRW my roommate asked me what my username on imgur is.
Fallout new Vegas comparison
*palms start sweating*
I lived in a household with 4 bored siblings. I learned to point that away.