TheLocalVampire

18026 pts ยท July 29, 2016


Bring on LNI! Also, I'm dating a nice wizard right now.

What a gorgeous little spider.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I guess I can't go to Washington.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, the Italian vampires made up the whole garlic thing just to get humans to season themselves.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, this post really takes me back to my youth. Thank you, OP.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Owl pellets

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn that's dark

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sweet, a discount on a nice coffin.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid to look up if that last thing was real.....

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

"Bring me that fish!"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid of garlic bread.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no. It's worse than I thought.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Imagine washing dishes..... by hand! ??

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd say dishes are way worse

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Those cupcakes look..... succulent.....

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was me.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He breached containment to play on the swing set.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It escaped. It's out there somewhere.

4 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 0

I believe this is the opposite of a double rainbow.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say both. Guns + mental illness = tragedy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I eat pizza crust first.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. "Sun allergy".

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can find it if you really search for it.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes. To keep the grave robbers out.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to eat an iguana.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 100% sure it would still be worth it.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Isn't pareidolia great?

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Needs a graham cracker carpet and marshmallow pillows.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not personally, but I've seen him at a few gatherings.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0