TheOrgazoid

24755 pts ยท June 8, 2013


Elvis impersonator, Invisible trumpet player extraordinaire and Hans Gruber enthusiast

Man's best friend

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 49

My reaction when I see a spelling mistake in the titel

Points 40
Comments 5
Views 46

MRW my local chicken shop announces it is bringing out a burger called The Chicken Apocalypse

Points 46
Comments 8
Views 78

Rabbit Revenge

Points 39
Comments 16
Views 144

Tony Abbott is a total w*nker

Points 8
Comments 10
Views 298

Cheeky Monkey

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 122

Creepy toilet paper rack watches you poop

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 107

London Ghosts

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 99

MRW It finally flushes

Points 49
Comments 13
Views 7432

Currently 2 hours into a 8 hour babysitting session

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 120

MRW I've been decapitated but the Viagra is still working

Points 25
Comments 10
Views 159

MRW my boss tries to make me come into work on my first day off in 2 weeks

Points 46
Comments 6
Views 383

MRW the dominos tracker says the pizza is on delivery

Points 55
Comments 8
Views 272

The History of the Alphabet

Points 71
Comments 10
Views 153

How it feels trying to get my crushes attention

Points 87
Comments 12
Views 195

Cat beats off two dogs

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 1101

Pull up your pants sir

Points 52
Comments 15
Views 711

MRW my flat mate returns from the shops after promising me a pack of HobNobs

Points 18
Comments 9
Views 107

U Wot?

Points 160
Comments 11
Views 617558

He let the cat out of the bag

Points 44
Comments 8
Views 859

MRW Checking my texts after a drunken night

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 159

American Sniper

Points 21
Comments 18
Views 663

The greatest feeling!

Points 0
Comments 14
Views 127

Things done right down under!

Points 27
Comments 20
Views 465

Pain

Points 2
Comments 8
Views 352

MRW someone insults me but I have to act like I don't care

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 67

Literally nothing

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 236

The cost of conflict

Points 4
Comments 22
Views 65

Not all dogs go to Heaven

Points 232
Comments 29
Views 6391

Darren Wilson and the Temple of Boom

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 235

When you hear your mother use your full name

Points 25
Comments 15
Views 674

Badger taken up the aisle

Points 12
Comments 13
Views 95

MRW I need to release a sneaky fart at work

Points 20
Comments 6
Views 2859

If my life was a picture

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 53

Shots fired ... and missed

Points -2
Comments 0
Views 32

My GF's parents arrive tomorrow to spend the week with us

Points 32
Comments 13
Views 3903

Walking down the high street after picking up my first paycheck

Points 44
Comments 9
Views 997

Beware the booty

Points 41
Comments 11
Views 339

MRW the porn I ordered arrives

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 92

Coming from a big family, I can relate to this cat's struggle

Points 93
Comments 17
Views 3857

MRW there are only Bountys left in a box of Celebrations

Points 12
Comments 8
Views 745

MRW I fart and no one is around

Points 20
Comments 8
Views 223

MRW my GF laughs at the agony of me accidentally getting aftershave on my balls

Points 34
Comments 21
Views 1851

When someone sits next to you on an empty train

Points 36
Comments 5
Views 231

Life in the ghetto

Points 23
Comments 5
Views 270

Kids can be such cocks sometimes

Points 9
Comments 13
Views 527

MRW I read that Rolf Harris has been arrested for child abuse

Points 9
Comments 13
Views 1064

The internet has ruined me

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 51

Talk Shit, Get Hit

Points 32
Comments 9
Views 351

MRW I realise I've been using air freshener as deodorant for the last week

Points 23
Comments 11
Views 649

World's whitest photo?

Points -7
Comments 4
Views 79

wat

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 128

MRW my GF asks me to clean my flat

Points 8
Comments 12
Views 2488

People like this.

Points 10
Comments 10
Views 124

Y'all motherfuckas need tweezers

Points 2
Comments 8
Views 19235

50 Insane Facts about Australia

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 754

MRW I gargle too much toothpaste

Points 5
Comments 18
Views 8071
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