Man's best friend
My reaction when I see a spelling mistake in the titel
MRW my local chicken shop announces it is bringing out a burger called The Chicken Apocalypse
Rabbit Revenge
Tony Abbott is a total w*nker
Cheeky Monkey
Creepy toilet paper rack watches you poop
London Ghosts
MRW It finally flushes
Currently 2 hours into a 8 hour babysitting session
MRW I've been decapitated but the Viagra is still working
MRW my boss tries to make me come into work on my first day off in 2 weeks
MRW the dominos tracker says the pizza is on delivery
The History of the Alphabet
How it feels trying to get my crushes attention
Cat beats off two dogs
Pull up your pants sir
MRW my flat mate returns from the shops after promising me a pack of HobNobs
U Wot?
He let the cat out of the bag
MRW Checking my texts after a drunken night
American Sniper
The greatest feeling!
Things done right down under!
Pain
MRW someone insults me but I have to act like I don't care
Literally nothing
The cost of conflict
Not all dogs go to Heaven
Darren Wilson and the Temple of Boom
When you hear your mother use your full name
Badger taken up the aisle
MRW I need to release a sneaky fart at work
If my life was a picture
Shots fired ... and missed
My GF's parents arrive tomorrow to spend the week with us
Walking down the high street after picking up my first paycheck
Beware the booty
MRW the porn I ordered arrives
Coming from a big family, I can relate to this cat's struggle
MRW there are only Bountys left in a box of Celebrations
MRW I fart and no one is around
MRW my GF laughs at the agony of me accidentally getting aftershave on my balls
When someone sits next to you on an empty train
Life in the ghetto
Kids can be such cocks sometimes
MRW I read that Rolf Harris has been arrested for child abuse
The internet has ruined me
Talk Shit, Get Hit
MRW I realise I've been using air freshener as deodorant for the last week
World's whitest photo?
wat
MRW my GF asks me to clean my flat
People like this.
Y'all motherfuckas need tweezers
50 Insane Facts about Australia
MRW I gargle too much toothpaste