TheRealAlpharius

994908 pts ยท May 21, 2018


About me: I had a plan to permanently eradicate Chaos once. Far more ambitious than anything my brothers ever strove for. Admittedly I was pretty fuckin' high on some Xenos shit at the time. Anyway, that went sideways. Knowing that my window licker brothers could never save the Imperium from evil gods, because they liked to do things like paint themselves bright colors and bring swords to gunfights, I hatched a new plan. I lured the one they listened to most (who knows why, he was the SMARMIEST dick and had a goddamn toilet seat as his insignia) to Eskrador. I killed him and took his place. Then I faked an injury and hid out in a stasis chamber until I was sure anyone that knew him well enough to call bullshit on me was dead. Now I'm back and trying to save humanity from my OTHER dipshit brothers, who decided to destroy the entire galaxy because they had daddy issues. The Mechanicum gave me a sweet Nintendo powerglove and a sword that's always on fire for no fucking reason at all. We'll see how it goes when GW (God-Emperor Ward) decides to advance the plot again in 10 years. For the Emperor, XOXO Alpharius

Resources are real. Money is not.

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A reminder

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Spotted some cognitive dissonance this morning

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Just gonna leave this here

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Macroeconomics 101

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The hilarity continues

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The cops lied

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Finally a Republican I can support

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She's right tho

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Your ancestors are disappointed in you

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I think I finally figured it out

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First amendment? Never heard of it.

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The daily struggle

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Muting white supremacists on imgur like

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Comrades at Prager U?

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Another right wing terrorist attack last night

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Save the world, spread love and not hate.

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Say it LOUDER!

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Something we can all support.

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Jesus Christ, GOP! You used to try to pretend. Now you're just open about it.

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Using right wing logic is fun!

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*cognitive dissonance intensifies*

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Anyone still clinging to the Republican party in 2020 is anti-American.

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Trapped underclass

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White Supremacist Terrorist

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Kenosha County Sheriff

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We're just doing literal nazi shit now

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What do you do when an election is stolen?

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Truth.

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Fucking lol ad

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Want revolution? You're not alone.

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Apple knows

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The most patriotic.

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Conservatives be like

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Need

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Conservatives: "Send in the national guard!"

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"I'm a conservative because I want to keep my guns"

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Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

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Title?

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Predictable but interesting

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Call it what it is

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Stay classy, Republicans.

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Recognize history.

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Tio Bernie never stopped spitting truth.

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To the left, to the left

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Conservatives will try to kill you for using the first amendment.

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Mood

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Nazis continue to be Nazis.

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Ain't this the truth.

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To nobody's surprise

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165K Americans are dead of covid to date.

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RIGGING THE ELECTION

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The Terrorism Continues

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If I see one more post whining about an "echo chamber," I swear to God

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It's kinda funny when you find out that Venezuela is actually proof that capitalism doesn't work.

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How Do You Even

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If you know, you know.

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