China's New Anti-Birth System
IRON DILDO
Plus sized model.
Me every time I try and get out of user sub
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his d*ck for drugs.
Uptown Funk You Up
I feel so Drake right now...
Kepler-186F
Sex Wars: The Phantom Meninist
MRW I see another Jeremy Clarkson repost
Straight Outa' Compton
MRW I swipe onto porn in user sub
MRW I see Iggy Azalea in Fast 7
RIP.
That'll do grandma, that'll do...
Howlin' For You
Am I the only one who hasn't done this?
How I get ready for work every morning.
Solar Power Plants
When I'm in a bad mood in user sub
How do you like your toast?
Well that got uncomfortable
TIL Pumbaa's name is spelled with two A's
How To: Pick up chicks
When someone says your cooking is bad
Hungry booby.
Which nigga?
Chillin'
Last time on AMC's The Walking Cat
R.I.P Philip Hughes
Easy there tiger...
Pi = 3.1415926
Stand down
Glad we cleared that up.