TheResolver

98109 pts · January 30, 2016


Resolver's gonna resolve...

How about that, handsome young man becomes beautiful young lady and guess what? No one's life is hurt by it... in fact, I'd wager that her life feels a hell of a lot better now. See how easy is to just live and let live? Now only if we could make these fascists get the message without having to eventually stomp their asses into the ground... again...

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a skit by the Cherdleys. If she flashed him in public, in front of that cop, she would have gone to jail also for indecent exposure.

1 hour ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Alright, well, this is more time than I planned on spending on a short throw away comment on a random Imgur post, but it is like that sometimes. Take care friend, nice chatting.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fifty shades of Gray 1.3 billion dollars worldwide at the box office. Twilight 3.6 billion worldwide at the box office. So... listen, I'm not saying you like it, I'm saying most people do, and most people watch rich people tropes all the time, and they enjoy them, that's all.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"rest of us think is pretty cringey" Batman, 50 Shades of Gray, Twilight, Crazy Rich Asians, Iron Man, Downton Abbey, Citizen Kane, American Psycho, The Great Gatsby, The Social Network, Steve Jobs, Citizen Kane, Knives Out, Succession, Gossip Girl, Frasier, The White Lotus, Arrested Development, the Jurassic Series, Fresh Prince, Forrest Gump, Tomb Raider, Willy Wonka, the list goes on and on, so, it would seem the rest of you love yourself some cringey rich people tropes and my comment stands.

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I'll let you all in on a little "secret" that really isn't. The portrayal of being rich is how all characters in all movies and television have always been. No one ever lives in a mobile home with debt and poverty up to their ears. They live in luxurious manors, expansive apartments, large estates, and fantastical abodes. They are so wealthy they never have to work, and even when they do it is just vanity projects. The girl always wants them, and they are always tall dark and handsome. It's true

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He had a stroke before he was elected, which means he likely ended up with out of pocket health bills for that, which would easily total well over $200,000. My guess is, for his loyalty and servitude to Israel, they paid off his medical bills, and put him on a payroll (Donor list). Israel has no choice but to pander to the right wing fascists, because they are right winged, and now Fetterman is in league with them whether he likes it or not, but he does like it. My take.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His generation created the stupid "He who dies with the most toys wins" bumper sticker campaigns...

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If insinuated dog rape is your thing... which I see, for a lot of you it is...

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

Glossing over dog rape art with straw man fallacy against people who find that shit cringe is really on brand these days with a lot of these current Imgur users who have decided to make this the place for the soft versions of furry porn they already see on other sites.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

"Well that’s one way." to insinuate a desire to rape a dog in the mouth... yeah... cringe...

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Trump said, "Hey, imagine you have a guy in the oval office, who doesn't give a shit about the rules, or traditions, or democratic processes, and says screw law and accountability, we don't need that shit. You only need me. Give me power and you can get away with everything" and Republican politicians and voters said, "Oh my God yes, cream in my mouth daddy, I worship you now."

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been in one and the sound it made was like this, Whooorssshhhhh! Craaaaghhh! Pooooogh! repeatedly until I was away from it. I know those words sound like I'm being silly, but that is the best way I can describe the sound. Well, there are probably much better ways, but not right now in this moment while I'm on Imgur... ha ha.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imgur is an image hosting site and that means all types of images. One person's trash is another person's treasure, and that aptly applies to every day Imgur. The political people want to inform and hopefully foment change, the gooners want to goon over the naughty stuff, the gigglers want to laugh at memes, the ones with whimsy want to feel the warmth of quirk and fantasy, and most of the gals and guys in scantily clad outfits want you to give them a buck or two, it's what this place is.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Your moms and dads like calling people slurs, and were willing to give up all of our freedom and money to criminals to do it. It's going just as they hoped it would honestly.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the way you look at it.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I agree, it is what I did, but many many more do not, especially when cloaked in extreme wealth and privilege.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or... the face we'll make when nothing ever happens to the rich, and things only get better for them, and never us... Because that is what the last 150 years have looked like, why would the next 150 be any different? Especially when the table is tilted in their favor now more than ever, and... a great swath of people won't vote... Brought to you by the doom and gloom council 2026

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A shitty, racist, scumbag, dad teaches you all your life lessons and lo and behold you are a shitty, racist, scumbag, dad. There you go, saved you all the long winded trouble of trying to explain the shitty, racist, scumbag.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel you.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Left and right wings, same bird. The point is, elect Republicans and they do all this plus more horrible shit. Elect Democrats, and they do some horrible shit, but not all the horrible shit. It isn't a race, it's a ride on a bus, and we just need to keep taking the bus that gets us closest to our stop... right now the bus is on fire and headed over a cliff, let's start there.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Appreciate you.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rear window was already broken out too when the video started, I wish I knew more about what popped off here. Anyone got an article or link?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I do like that one. My old Sergeant in the Army said to me once, "If you become a paratrooper, don't worry, you've got the rest of your life to pull that chute cord." He also said, "Only two things fall from the sky, bird shit, and dumb asses." Similar vibe.

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Yes, but can't you relate to a quote that fits a feeling you have about your own life or beliefs? For example, the quote I mentioned by Groucho; his life or context doesn't translate to mine, but his concept of self deprecating humor does, and I get where he is coming from with his quote.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that is the hardest part and why I said, "One that isn't already a meme, or said a million different ways, that I could say was mine". Pretty much a futile task in this age, but what can I say, I still like good quotes.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I put normal in quotations, because, what is normal anyway?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvoted this comment because it's real, most of you pervs on here would love to just have nothing but full frontal nudity of every variety, and yet... You downvote someone who states openly this thing you all thirst so hard over here. Is it because they said "see pussy" because I believe that's why you did, but I'd bet you'll be looking at someone's crotch in a post and drooling in less than five minutes after this.

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