TheSpu

623 pts ยท June 27, 2013


take any 4 points and I guarantee i can make an X out of them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever it was, it could've been prevented if your car had a gun.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked at a pet store and had a situation pretty much exactly like this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good but overrated game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, the step dad won't hang around for long.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

don't take five steps or your heart will explode

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"i caught dis"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did they attack its weak point for massive damage?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

move your arm as if you're going to throw the bottle to the ground, hard (but obviously don't let go). You're welcome. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protip: hold the bottle (it can be a bottle of anything) with the opening in front of you, and the cap on. With your arm outstretched, (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

322 is a DOTA meme, not that anyone asked. I'll be on my way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Hobbes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what a good puppy, he even looks well-behaved, especially for a stray.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo Quiro Taco Bell!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they drive with 4 flat tires on an icy road then it's bound to happen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should never clean old coins, it drastically ruins their value to collectors.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean there's no reason you couldn't jam a stick in it and use it as a mop

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's nothing, I once got some kid in Team Fortress 2 to unbind all his keys. Twice.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

are you telling me that's the wrong way to DM a game?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this frog fractions 2?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think a lot of people just misunderstand candy corn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is why you always keep a backup plan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly this can be quoted by people saying literally anything controversial to further their opinion that they're in the right.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm sure he's a great person. A shitty wrestler, booked by shittier management, but a nice human.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they're what we refer to as "filthy casuals".

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

What religion did most frogs identify as?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's what a Grue looks like.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could do it starting in the "up" and "down" direction too, but again, that'd just be a 90-degree flipped version of the original.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0