TheSwansonator

7182 pts ยท July 23, 2015


This talent can make you money

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooo HD!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Must be nice to be talented

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laughter

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

WARNING: Consuming Joose beverages over the age of 25 will result in unbearable levels of regret.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially a fresh one after doing it heavily the night before. The sting is real.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mind blown

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mix 3 parts embarrassment with 1 part shame in a short glass with ice. Stir 2-3 times and garnish with loneliness.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, I had no idea! I'm glad you made it out alive!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't wear it out

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can imagine. And that is only the beginning!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Psychological warfare... I like it!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we could all afford to do it every day we probably would, haha.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see the potential, but dang that is a lot of work just to end up at Chipotle or something.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And smarter than I am apparently!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are truly feeling adventurous, log on to your old Myspace account.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are merely examining one of the rarest artifacts known to man: porn on paper

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are merely examining one of the rarest fossils known to man: porn on paper

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Although I do wan Kenobi to be elected, I'm changing careers soon and I feel Deez Nuts better understands my needs.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Resin art hooked me in, sold on the glasses. Well played sir. Take my money and a +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No offense, but this proves nothing. I could have a rocket launcher and a Navy Seal could still end me with a toothbrush.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

50%+ of my coinstar money went to beer. You know what's worse than being broke? Being broke and sober.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice crop OP

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need more information.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can feel my belt getting tighter just looking at this. "Yeah I'll take a slice, no the big one you twit!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She wouldn't be scared.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn they smart as duck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nature is badass.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's crazy how they favor one side and the front right paw goes inside the back right.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0