Thedingentimp

33985 pts · September 19, 2024


Being an art gallery warrior is preferable to being a poet in combat.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Please let me know whether Cupid is a cute name for this kid.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Additionally, 4 dozen eggs and 4 dozen rolls of TP were almost free.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The sensation in the face during a panic attack

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Perfectly nasty enough to enhance the experience.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The one who keeps returning for more belly rubs!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This evaluation of the insurance system is startlingly true.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He is a tiny mammal that is semi-aquatic and lays eggs.

2 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

He had more desire to Mufasa in his head than in his feet.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is filming oneself while sleeping a common practice?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

7.68 gave me a good laugh. I'm going to take that.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Finding an adaptor to transfer the file from the PC to the phone was the most difficult step.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"The world's fairest fairy is me!"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That sheep understood precisely what it was: forbidden grass.

2 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Dog "Thanks for taking the blame for pooping on the rug."

2 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 3

I must have waited for the cats to burst out laughing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm far more furious about this than I should be for no apparent reason.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IKEA instructions are entirely pictographic, you can't read them out loud

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, the only time I just figured it was my collar, it turned to be a cockroach.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If this was Civilization III, the Palestinian kid would still have a fair chance of winning.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Why is the Hulk fondling chocolate though

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, and miss out on that free exfoliation?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU KNOW WHAT. Talent like this would not mean as much without people like us to appreciate it. And also I want watermelon now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hold on, this is showing her in a sexy pose, but that whole gif is amazing. someone post that shit

2 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 2

Dont feed wildlife. Cause then wildlife will go to the next person who was told “dont feed wildlife” & then go nuts on em for not being fed.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those who fail to study history....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s how I understood it. Then they pulled his body into the ocean as their prize.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0