Theexistentialist

265 pts · April 8, 2016


He/she is like a human Pez dispenser.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marvel's, "Colostus: A-Hole New Kind of Hero!" His tag line would be. "Rectum? I nearly Killed `um!" I sphincter would be interest.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bourdain probably felt he was already living in hell, he decided to change that. It's an illness, and fuck you, just couldn't Leavitt alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want to be possessed? Cause that how you get possessed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a half baked comment. Didn’t get a rise out of me. Maybe a little crusty with the jokes? I really kneed points, dough.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it that as soon as I saw it the Imperial March started playing in my head?...Now it's in yours.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys think I'm so stupid. I see how you folks tried to deceive me with all your tomfoolery! Well, I for one will not go for it! Sorry!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guess it makes sense; Cops are attracted to doughnuts, robbers are repelled by them. Hmmm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Circus was in Hawai‘i, not a Hawaiian circus. That was a tragic day.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My backyard...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best thing I read all week...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is great. Good to see something different. I think you got motivated me to start on my project.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We need more people like you in mental health care.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0