TheyCallMeCaptainObvious

24777 pts · May 27, 2014


Was Glass onion about him?

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#33 I needed this

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Heeellllll na. I started running too.

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I needed this. Now I’m scared and entertained

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Call me crazy. But that’s a babe!!

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He’s gonna need a couple more lessons. Right fellas?!

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No way

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Call me crazy. But this is ring of fire.

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Call me crazy.

But that’s a “Interesting wooden armband stretched tight to hold”

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You’re welcome!

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If we have days where we see both the sun and moon during the day. And we have a moon every night. Do some places not have either at some point in time?

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How am I relaxed and cracking up at the same time?

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It means wings in Spanish.

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That’s a medium rare steak right there.

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His kidneys are outside!!!

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That deck is old.

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Shoutout to the driveways for giving me a taste of the streets, but always guiding me home.

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#20 red touches yellow, killer fellow. Red touches black, youre ok jack.

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You can only jump if you have insurance.

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#4 I’m a 9 right now.

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#11 how do whales mate?

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#28 mayo

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Yes. I need to know too.

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#26 that’s Gary.

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#39 have I been spelling pickles wrong.

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#19 I thought I was stroking out.

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Nice

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#1 im a gummy bear!!!

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#30 solid 6

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