TheyCallMeCarg

11396 pts · May 25, 2011


My favorite part of the Bible.

Points 1109
Comments 85
Views 32646

Keanu is a Yavin Truther

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 164

Luci

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 849

MRW when I meet a guy named Mattingly that has sideburns.

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 471

Think about watching Creed tonight, or as it should be known...

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 349

Suck it up.

Points -6
Comments 4
Views 313

Super Secret Oscars Scooby Doo Ending

Points 55
Comments 4
Views 2356

Message to D&D players... for those around you who don't play, this is their least favorite sentence.

Points -5
Comments 9
Views 331

Where were all these boycott threats when Netflix released Fuller House?

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 329

Just adopted her yesterday. Say hello to Luci!

Points 37
Comments 2
Views 1447

Since the Press Secretary is just making shit up...

Points -4
Comments 8
Views 88

Maybe I'm the only one who is bothered by this, maybe I'm not...

Points -2
Comments 15
Views 322

RIP Miguel Ferrer. 

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 826

Everytime...

Points -7
Comments 1
Views 330

When you'd never touched weed or any drugs in all of your life and walk into your first vape lounge.

Points 30
Comments 2
Views 1254

Grab two of each animal and head for the bastard boat!

Points 12
Comments 2
Views 278

Attention, women of Facebook...

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 350

Why does the Canadian 100 dollar bill have a picture of Dr. Phil with a bad toupee on it?

Points -5
Comments 1
Views 548

MFW I see an obviously botched boob job but can still appreciate the feminine form.

Points 18
Comments 1
Views 1119

Stay classy guys...

Points 10
Comments 14
Views 968

What's this? What's this? I really didn't care...

Points 3
Comments 10
Views 469

Sorry not sorry

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 74

Watching Dean Ambrose and James Ellsworth interact always brings these guys to mind...

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 537

When you can't make it rain because water levels are low

Points 38
Comments 6
Views 794

A small collection of Janitor gifs

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 106

There are two types of people in this world...

Points 50
Comments 10
Views 64

Don't call me Shirley...

Points -1
Comments 9
Views 527

A Current Reality

Points 1
Comments 6
Views 78

Fuck you, Lena Dunham.

Points 44
Comments 36
Views 595

It's rare enough to see one of these in the wild, but a mated pair... crikey!

Points 87
Comments 18
Views 2

Remember that phone number... 624 - Angry German.

Points 12
Comments 2
Views 17

Apparently there is a gang in my neighborhood called the Bloops.

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 92

Am I too late for RHM?

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 141

Something tells me an event occurred that made this sign necessary.

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 142

All she wants for Christmas is a nap.

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 79

Did you find anything for your parents for Christmas yet?

Points 24
Comments 4
Views 1536

Trying to stay awake at work at 5:43 in the morning.

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 33823

For the most part, not a fan.

Points -6
Comments 33
Views 61

At least no one saw it coming...

Points 40
Comments 12
Views 113

Every 80s garage band's dream... maybe.

Points -2
Comments 1
Views 110

What the hell? The toilet is just right there!

Points 9
Comments 10
Views 67

This just struck me as odd...

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 59

I know his name is Nien Nunb. I know it. But ever since I saw the movie in 1983, I thought his name should be Gordon.

Points 12
Comments 11
Views 23808

In response to McDonald's new Hamburglar, General Mills announced they are updating to a more modern Trix Rabbit.

Points 25
Comments 8
Views 1336

How long do I have to keep watching?

Points 22
Comments 30
Views 118

Saw Avengers: Age of Ultron last night. Some cool moments, but overall...

Points 5
Comments 63
Views 263

Even pancakes disagree with Young Earth Creationists.

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 76

I think I just found my first reason to move to Texas.

Points 20
Comments 14
Views 139

Time for Zinger's ten-minute daily allotment of affection. Then it's back to "piss off, human".

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 86

Nerd Blasphemy, I know, but here goes...

Points -1
Comments 17
Views 117

Achievement unlocked!

Points 54
Comments 8
Views 37

I hope there aren't too many libraries that require this sign.

Points 40
Comments 2
Views 125

Any collectors know if this is actually worth anywhere near the price listed?

Points 5
Comments 10
Views 83

Question time! (I drop them almost immediately)

Points 9
Comments 18
Views 115

Mamoa or no Mamoa, a truth must be brought to light.

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 763

Accepting the Best Motion Picture Oscar for "Birdman"...

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 315

MRW I fart after an egg salad sandwich and everyone knows it was me

Points 42
Comments 8
Views 388

Oh, Netflix, why must you distract me so?

Points 21
Comments 18
Views 176

Kinder Surprise Eggs were created in 1974. The best one came out in 1980.

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 941
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