My favorite part of the Bible.
Keanu is a Yavin Truther
Luci
MRW when I meet a guy named Mattingly that has sideburns.
Think about watching Creed tonight, or as it should be known...
Suck it up.
Super Secret Oscars Scooby Doo Ending
Message to D&D players... for those around you who don't play, this is their least favorite sentence.
Where were all these boycott threats when Netflix released Fuller House?
Just adopted her yesterday. Say hello to Luci!
Since the Press Secretary is just making shit up...
Maybe I'm the only one who is bothered by this, maybe I'm not...
RIP Miguel Ferrer.
Everytime...
When you'd never touched weed or any drugs in all of your life and walk into your first vape lounge.
Grab two of each animal and head for the bastard boat!
Attention, women of Facebook...
Why does the Canadian 100 dollar bill have a picture of Dr. Phil with a bad toupee on it?
MFW I see an obviously botched boob job but can still appreciate the feminine form.
Stay classy guys...
What's this? What's this? I really didn't care...
Sorry not sorry
Watching Dean Ambrose and James Ellsworth interact always brings these guys to mind...
When you can't make it rain because water levels are low
A small collection of Janitor gifs
There are two types of people in this world...
Don't call me Shirley...
A Current Reality
Fuck you, Lena Dunham.
It's rare enough to see one of these in the wild, but a mated pair... crikey!
Remember that phone number... 624 - Angry German.
Apparently there is a gang in my neighborhood called the Bloops.
Am I too late for RHM?
Something tells me an event occurred that made this sign necessary.
All she wants for Christmas is a nap.
Did you find anything for your parents for Christmas yet?
Trying to stay awake at work at 5:43 in the morning.
For the most part, not a fan.
At least no one saw it coming...
Every 80s garage band's dream... maybe.
What the hell? The toilet is just right there!
This just struck me as odd...
I know his name is Nien Nunb. I know it. But ever since I saw the movie in 1983, I thought his name should be Gordon.
In response to McDonald's new Hamburglar, General Mills announced they are updating to a more modern Trix Rabbit.
How long do I have to keep watching?
Saw Avengers: Age of Ultron last night. Some cool moments, but overall...
Even pancakes disagree with Young Earth Creationists.
I think I just found my first reason to move to Texas.
Time for Zinger's ten-minute daily allotment of affection. Then it's back to "piss off, human".
Nerd Blasphemy, I know, but here goes...
Achievement unlocked!
I hope there aren't too many libraries that require this sign.
Any collectors know if this is actually worth anywhere near the price listed?
Question time! (I drop them almost immediately)
Mamoa or no Mamoa, a truth must be brought to light.
Accepting the Best Motion Picture Oscar for "Birdman"...
MRW I fart after an egg salad sandwich and everyone knows it was me
Oh, Netflix, why must you distract me so?
Kinder Surprise Eggs were created in 1974. The best one came out in 1980.