TheyCallMeStreetJesus

3374 pts ยท April 1, 2017


I just want to build my own hobbit house and travel the world with someome(s)

Wouldn't you like to be...a pepper...too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea if youre rich its easy. Fucker won the lottery for christ's sake

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now...add the price tag

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

And now i miss Robin Williams again

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

"You know? Some folks just can't believe....that...Jamaica, we have a bobsled team. YEA"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You should warn me if it is the justin beiber one. Not the other way around.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2016 Alexandria, Louisiana was the third highest per capita in the U.S. ...i live literally on the bank of the river beside it

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Ironicly im taking a dump while watching this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"FFFRRREEEEEEDDDDOOOOMMM!!!!!!!" -Snake probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehe...boob joke

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Enormous Penis by DaVinci's Notebook

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are clean. Wtf...did they put them on after they rolled around nu...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Imagine...bird shit....as far as the eye can see

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where did yall start and were the campsite preset or pop up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish to live here...but i dont know anything about this place

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those of you lost as shit...its tails on the rails

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To be fair here. If the levee didnt break katrina would'nt've been that bad. But suddenly letting a whole river in will flood a town.

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White guy can lift heavier people. Thus making them superior.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 34

Trying to convince my cousin to lend me his boat to come help.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Grow it out till its ungodly long...trim it...then so that again....and then itll be thick. Gotta be ugly for a while to be beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Colors are on the wrong side

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well. Chocolate lovers are going to be dissapointed thats it only reached a cat. 4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...wheres the L....P R N D L?

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

So...based on wording...I only habe to work 1 shift at any given time with social media...I can do that.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ill divide your rounded buns

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hawk probably

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