ThisIsNotMyRealFace

1605 pts ยท July 15, 2015


Don't look back. You still have a life to live, and your mother cannot answer your questions anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For 4 (!!!) kids. Sure thing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't want to be nasty, but the gentleman resembles... I don't know... a sheep? Perhaps it's the angle or I need new glasses...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went to see them play some time a ago that feels like a lifetime now. Awesome gig :)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But oh, his visitors did! He always had a fitting excuse...

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Oh this is fun. Try to reach the shower after your insides have been collected in a bucket. Oatmeal helps a great deal <3

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EVERY DAY when sitting on the tram :D

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it's quite fitting, isn't it...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess she won't be able to look after the motel on her own anymore?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm in my 40s...so have a wild guess :D

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My parents smoked so much, I thought The Beatles had releases a Yellow Album." (some German comedian whose name escaped me)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost drowned in a barrel as a kid, almost drowned in the ocean as adolescent, almost got hit by a tree in a thunderstorm. Errr,,,

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Expert Mouser" means business :)

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, and why wouldn't they!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched Frankenhooker last night, and I'm pretty sure the music might differ :D

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poirot :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His brother from an otter mother <3

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And we're always right.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a guy in the city centre wearing black 10 cm heels with silver buckles. I think, you might have practiced enough. Shine, hun!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, please.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quit in season 3. Horrible people making ridiculous decisions. Like The Bachelor somewhat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might want to prepare for a day of rest after the 2nd one. Make sure you've got food, water, tea and Ibuprofene.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing wrong with that, mate.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The paws!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not selling :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0