ThisModernMachine

33 pts ยท March 18, 2013


I hated that thing as a kid. I preferred the predictable ones.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After an hour on imgur, "noot noot" is what finally gets me laughing out loud. My sense of humor is broken, guys

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a lifeguard these terrify me. Stupid middle schoolers try and do them on my dock and I'm like HELLLLLLLLLS NO

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the *supposed* nicer side of town, but yeah, that's definitely fair.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liiiiiies.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I figured it might be a stretch, haha.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can vouch for Zenni! Returns are more difficult, but as long as you measure correctly, and research well, it can be very worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"...Why couldn't the art dealer pay his rent?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a lifeguard: this is my nightmare.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Signed in just to upvote.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My boss at the coffee shop uses 11 with every customer. She doesn't know them all, but she treats them that way - keeps them coming back!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I logged on to upvote, but you clearly take the cake here, my friend.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It got me twice before, but NOT TODAY! I shouldn't feel so good about this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS. As a Christian as well :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DONT DROP DAT UNTHE UN

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*shudder*

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Frickin' read the last two lines before anything else. Gosh dang it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALL THE DANG TIME

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh yes. It's a classic. You'll probably start noticing references all over the place once you see it.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

And then having to explain... Oh you haven't heard of daily odd compliments? Oh... Or imgur... Okay, I'm just gonna go, uh... Yeah. *cringe*

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh man, and I was whining about 9 hours :( All the salutes to you!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rocking that time-and-half for 9 hours on Thanksgiving. Worth it? I'm sceptical.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0