228 pts ยท April 20, 2015
Write a fantasy book. You already have the language for a fictional race!
That would've never worked. The media would have caught on and made a huge show out of it anyway. She handled the media on her own terms.
I was vaccinated against measles, and still caught the shitheads. One of the unlucky few.
Pregnancy does change the look of hair and eyes slightly - makes eyes look brighter and hair look shinier.
As an only child and a woman to her parents, it is NOT my job to give you grandchildren. Sorry, I don't want to give my my freedom for that.
The best one is after the fight in BW: "It's a Wii! It's not even scratched!"
That is seriously happening? I think they look amazing on you and I want like 20 pairs myself.
Where is everyone getting all these adorable tights? I want like 10 pairs.
One I like, and it shows you've considered me enough to take my opinion.
Honestly? No, I wouldn't. If we were low on money, take me to a cheap accessories store and tell me to pick a ring. That way, I can choose
It's funny how many of these are British specialties but are forever associated with Harry Potter in other countries now...
I'm very weirdly in between. I love going sightseeing, but I also like to let loose on holiday and have had a few too many some nights.
Okay but... I've been wearing my first wonderbra lately and it gives me really good support, which my breasts need. We don't wear it for you
Yeah, and without a bra, busty boobs droop worse then smaller ones.
Dusty did it. She could actually say "420? Raise it!"
Okay but the last guy looks like the missing third brother of Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood. Anyone? No? Just me?
Just a friendly reminder that it shouldn't be about stealing second base, it should be about it stealing peoples lives.
Every time I try to make scrambled eggs: fuck it, an omelette.
Wasn't back then, being a dorky teen without a bf it wasn't on my mind and no-one told me it worked for that.
Oh my god it's the fucking worst. Every major exam I had, I kid you not, Aunt Flo came round.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who read it to the tune of "Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea" because of the thumbnail
So that's what the water supply in Inkopolis looks like...
I loaded a board onto a machine. Stupid machine fucked up, and I had to tell my supervisor why a chair had one leg shorter then the rest
A lot of these also apply to women, but my dad never taught me these. Wonder why...
I don't personally like sex that much myself (coming from a lady) and I really hate the way the media potrays sex as the be all end all.
Well, it was made by a Spaniard who's English wasn't good, and inserted himself randomly into the game. And the sprites, oh god.
Well, it would be nice if my boyfriend did this at all, but apparently if I'm not right on top of him, it doesn't count as cuddling to him.
You forgot to mention the best one of all! Pokemon Quartz! (Quartz is awful don't play it)
I thought it would be "Yay, I slept in my nice pajama shorts and didn't get my period that day!"
Write a fantasy book. You already have the language for a fictional race!
That would've never worked. The media would have caught on and made a huge show out of it anyway. She handled the media on her own terms.
I was vaccinated against measles, and still caught the shitheads. One of the unlucky few.
Pregnancy does change the look of hair and eyes slightly - makes eyes look brighter and hair look shinier.
As an only child and a woman to her parents, it is NOT my job to give you grandchildren. Sorry, I don't want to give my my freedom for that.
The best one is after the fight in BW: "It's a Wii! It's not even scratched!"
That is seriously happening? I think they look amazing on you and I want like 20 pairs myself.
Where is everyone getting all these adorable tights? I want like 10 pairs.
One I like, and it shows you've considered me enough to take my opinion.
Honestly? No, I wouldn't. If we were low on money, take me to a cheap accessories store and tell me to pick a ring. That way, I can choose
It's funny how many of these are British specialties but are forever associated with Harry Potter in other countries now...
I'm very weirdly in between. I love going sightseeing, but I also like to let loose on holiday and have had a few too many some nights.
Okay but... I've been wearing my first wonderbra lately and it gives me really good support, which my breasts need. We don't wear it for you
Yeah, and without a bra, busty boobs droop worse then smaller ones.
Dusty did it. She could actually say "420? Raise it!"
Okay but the last guy looks like the missing third brother of Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood. Anyone? No? Just me?
Just a friendly reminder that it shouldn't be about stealing second base, it should be about it stealing peoples lives.
Every time I try to make scrambled eggs: fuck it, an omelette.
Wasn't back then, being a dorky teen without a bf it wasn't on my mind and no-one told me it worked for that.
Oh my god it's the fucking worst. Every major exam I had, I kid you not, Aunt Flo came round.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who read it to the tune of "Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea" because of the thumbnail
So that's what the water supply in Inkopolis looks like...
I loaded a board onto a machine. Stupid machine fucked up, and I had to tell my supervisor why a chair had one leg shorter then the rest
A lot of these also apply to women, but my dad never taught me these. Wonder why...
I don't personally like sex that much myself (coming from a lady) and I really hate the way the media potrays sex as the be all end all.
Well, it was made by a Spaniard who's English wasn't good, and inserted himself randomly into the game. And the sprites, oh god.
Well, it would be nice if my boyfriend did this at all, but apparently if I'm not right on top of him, it doesn't count as cuddling to him.
You forgot to mention the best one of all! Pokemon Quartz! (Quartz is awful don't play it)
I thought it would be "Yay, I slept in my nice pajama shorts and didn't get my period that day!"