ThisUserIsADog

228 pts ยท April 20, 2015


Write a fantasy book. You already have the language for a fictional race!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would've never worked. The media would have caught on and made a huge show out of it anyway. She handled the media on her own terms.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I was vaccinated against measles, and still caught the shitheads. One of the unlucky few.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pregnancy does change the look of hair and eyes slightly - makes eyes look brighter and hair look shinier.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an only child and a woman to her parents, it is NOT my job to give you grandchildren. Sorry, I don't want to give my my freedom for that.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The best one is after the fight in BW: "It's a Wii! It's not even scratched!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is seriously happening? I think they look amazing on you and I want like 20 pairs myself.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is everyone getting all these adorable tights? I want like 10 pairs.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One I like, and it shows you've considered me enough to take my opinion.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly? No, I wouldn't. If we were low on money, take me to a cheap accessories store and tell me to pick a ring. That way, I can choose

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny how many of these are British specialties but are forever associated with Harry Potter in other countries now...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm very weirdly in between. I love going sightseeing, but I also like to let loose on holiday and have had a few too many some nights.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay but... I've been wearing my first wonderbra lately and it gives me really good support, which my breasts need. We don't wear it for you

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Yeah, and without a bra, busty boobs droop worse then smaller ones.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dusty did it. She could actually say "420? Raise it!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay but the last guy looks like the missing third brother of Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood. Anyone? No? Just me?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just a friendly reminder that it shouldn't be about stealing second base, it should be about it stealing peoples lives.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Every time I try to make scrambled eggs: fuck it, an omelette.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't back then, being a dorky teen without a bf it wasn't on my mind and no-one told me it worked for that.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh my god it's the fucking worst. Every major exam I had, I kid you not, Aunt Flo came round.

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read it to the tune of "Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea" because of the thumbnail

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's what the water supply in Inkopolis looks like...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loaded a board onto a machine. Stupid machine fucked up, and I had to tell my supervisor why a chair had one leg shorter then the rest

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of these also apply to women, but my dad never taught me these. Wonder why...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't personally like sex that much myself (coming from a lady) and I really hate the way the media potrays sex as the be all end all.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, it was made by a Spaniard who's English wasn't good, and inserted himself randomly into the game. And the sprites, oh god.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it would be nice if my boyfriend did this at all, but apparently if I'm not right on top of him, it doesn't count as cuddling to him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot to mention the best one of all! Pokemon Quartz! (Quartz is awful don't play it)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought it would be "Yay, I slept in my nice pajama shorts and didn't get my period that day!"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0