3067 pts · November 5, 2014
well shit.
Not my drunk ass flipping the phone upside down.
Thank fellow psycho!
Ice hockey haha
You don’t have to reach bedrock before you realize you hit your bottom. And you can stop digging whenever you want.
Lots of garlic were somehow not getting sick like others. Hence: garlic = vampire repellent myth was born.
Were believed to bring disease to a community. People noticed that during these “vampire” disease outbreaks those that were eating 2/?
Garlic is a natural antibiotic. The original vampires weren’t specifically said to drink blood but were actually reanimated corpses that 1/?
Let’s see what you’ve got in your flesh wallet ya twat waffle!
No.
Wait how much? I’m paying $1450 before bills on my tiny POS rn
I started talking out of the side of my mouth to prevent my mask slipping. Now I look stupid when I talk all the time.
Mumen Rider can’t ever catch a break.
I just had a very minor surgery today. Can’t wait for that bill to come in.
I’m going to need a content warning next time because oh my god my heart!!! I’m crying so hard. Oh no. So sweet. Oh god. My heart!!
It’s excellent. And you can tell it’s because her parents have taught her that her opinion matters. Love to see this!
Yes. And the other comment: yes
Y’all seem fun ?
Old bay is love. Old bay is life.
Someone cutting onions man idk
It’s bad luck just seeing a thing like that
Canny tell you the wide on I’m sporting
Those gams
Wholesome af. I love it.
Take .05s before a speck of dust sent them sailing
That’s a damn good pun. Have your +1.
Also don’t walk on dry land where the Kangaroos live or the spiders or the snakes.
EYEtherway. EYE’ll take it.
I used to play WoW with my grandpa when I was younger. If my female NE had scanty armor he made me wear a shirt underneath. RIP Grandpa.
Not my drunk ass flipping the phone upside down.
Thank fellow psycho!
Ice hockey haha
You don’t have to reach bedrock before you realize you hit your bottom. And you can stop digging whenever you want.
Lots of garlic were somehow not getting sick like others. Hence: garlic = vampire repellent myth was born.
Were believed to bring disease to a community. People noticed that during these “vampire” disease outbreaks those that were eating 2/?
Garlic is a natural antibiotic. The original vampires weren’t specifically said to drink blood but were actually reanimated corpses that 1/?
Let’s see what you’ve got in your flesh wallet ya twat waffle!
No.
Wait how much? I’m paying $1450 before bills on my tiny POS rn
I started talking out of the side of my mouth to prevent my mask slipping. Now I look stupid when I talk all the time.
Mumen Rider can’t ever catch a break.
I just had a very minor surgery today. Can’t wait for that bill to come in.
I’m going to need a content warning next time because oh my god my heart!!! I’m crying so hard. Oh no. So sweet. Oh god. My heart!!
It’s excellent. And you can tell it’s because her parents have taught her that her opinion matters. Love to see this!
Yes. And the other comment: yes
Y’all seem fun ?
Old bay is love. Old bay is life.
Someone cutting onions man idk
It’s bad luck just seeing a thing like that
Canny tell you the wide on I’m sporting
Those gams
Wholesome af. I love it.
Take .05s before a speck of dust sent them sailing
That’s a damn good pun. Have your +1.
Also don’t walk on dry land where the Kangaroos live or the spiders or the snakes.
EYEtherway. EYE’ll take it.
I used to play WoW with my grandpa when I was younger. If my female NE had scanty armor he made me wear a shirt underneath. RIP Grandpa.