223 pts · January 8, 2018
I've lived in uk for 7 years now and still struggling to find any intelligent people ?
I would say more like 2.5 washing machines, since one is normally around 90cm. Good reference tho ?
You must be fun at parties
Hey! It's my birthday as well. Sounds like a good birthday gift for my amusement ?
I don't have any links, but coming from a post Soviet state I've heard lots of stories from people who were affected by that
Soviets forced people to do the cleanup. It wasn't their choice. Lots of them did suicides when they found out that they will be sent there
Upvoted, just to see 666 upvotes :D
Fuck the system.
Our company doesn't even pay any bonuses, got a one off 3 pound voucher to use in company canteen. We are hostages, not essential employees.
We actually had a cooking show in Latvia where the chef said that if you have nothing in your fridge, pick a smoked salmon :D
Ran out of liquid soap, went to the store to get one. They only had 5 left. I guess people eat them with cereals.
Ha ha
Yeah, cocks love to be hugged
Mācies mīmu valodu, atbildētāj!
As a latvian, it's kind of cool seeing some funny shit about Latvia on the front page, even the comment section was funny until this.
Rocky Balboa
They should, but Eurovision viewers don't really understand irony, I suppose
Whatever floats your boat ?
This world is a scary place. Kids, please don't do Eurovision.
That's when you start to understand all the Eurovision, Kardashian, Royal family, etc references.
Until your brain has changed it's form to a porridge. That's when you become one of them.
And all that, just because you caught a glimpse of Eurovision. It starts to burn your nerve centres from within.
Next morning all newspapers will be full of a mystery tragedy. "Half naked guy found dead in a puddle of blood! Reasons unknown!"
So you end up bleeding to death next to your neighbours windows with a dick in your hand.
And the you can feel that your eyes are getting moist. You try to clean them and there is only blood.
Or take a peek in neighbours windows trying to see something kinky, but no - they're watching Eurovision.
Eurovision is like Kardashians. You don't want to know anything about it, but just spend a day on the internet and you can't escape.
See you on the other side, Kevin.
This is literally the best thing that's happened after meeting your wife
Hans, get ze flammenwerfer
I've lived in uk for 7 years now and still struggling to find any intelligent people ?
I would say more like 2.5 washing machines, since one is normally around 90cm. Good reference tho ?
You must be fun at parties
Hey! It's my birthday as well. Sounds like a good birthday gift for my amusement ?
I don't have any links, but coming from a post Soviet state I've heard lots of stories from people who were affected by that
Soviets forced people to do the cleanup. It wasn't their choice. Lots of them did suicides when they found out that they will be sent there
Upvoted, just to see 666 upvotes :D
Fuck the system.
Our company doesn't even pay any bonuses, got a one off 3 pound voucher to use in company canteen. We are hostages, not essential employees.
We actually had a cooking show in Latvia where the chef said that if you have nothing in your fridge, pick a smoked salmon :D
Ran out of liquid soap, went to the store to get one. They only had 5 left. I guess people eat them with cereals.
Ha ha
Yeah, cocks love to be hugged
Mācies mīmu valodu, atbildētāj!
As a latvian, it's kind of cool seeing some funny shit about Latvia on the front page, even the comment section was funny until this.
Rocky Balboa
They should, but Eurovision viewers don't really understand irony, I suppose
Whatever floats your boat ?
This world is a scary place. Kids, please don't do Eurovision.
That's when you start to understand all the Eurovision, Kardashian, Royal family, etc references.
Until your brain has changed it's form to a porridge. That's when you become one of them.
And all that, just because you caught a glimpse of Eurovision. It starts to burn your nerve centres from within.
Next morning all newspapers will be full of a mystery tragedy. "Half naked guy found dead in a puddle of blood! Reasons unknown!"
So you end up bleeding to death next to your neighbours windows with a dick in your hand.
And the you can feel that your eyes are getting moist. You try to clean them and there is only blood.
Or take a peek in neighbours windows trying to see something kinky, but no - they're watching Eurovision.
Eurovision is like Kardashians. You don't want to know anything about it, but just spend a day on the internet and you can't escape.
See you on the other side, Kevin.
This is literally the best thing that's happened after meeting your wife
Hans, get ze flammenwerfer