ThreeZebras

223 pts · January 8, 2018


I've lived in uk for 7 years now and still struggling to find any intelligent people ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would say more like 2.5 washing machines, since one is normally around 90cm. Good reference tho ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at parties

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey! It's my birthday as well. Sounds like a good birthday gift for my amusement ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't have any links, but coming from a post Soviet state I've heard lots of stories from people who were affected by that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soviets forced people to do the cleanup. It wasn't their choice. Lots of them did suicides when they found out that they will be sent there

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Upvoted, just to see 666 upvotes :D

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck the system.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our company doesn't even pay any bonuses, got a one off 3 pound voucher to use in company canteen. We are hostages, not essential employees.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We actually had a cooking show in Latvia where the chef said that if you have nothing in your fridge, pick a smoked salmon :D

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ran out of liquid soap, went to the store to get one. They only had 5 left. I guess people eat them with cereals.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha ha

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, cocks love to be hugged

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Mācies mīmu valodu, atbildētāj!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a latvian, it's kind of cool seeing some funny shit about Latvia on the front page, even the comment section was funny until this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rocky Balboa

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should, but Eurovision viewers don't really understand irony, I suppose

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whatever floats your boat ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This world is a scary place. Kids, please don't do Eurovision.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's when you start to understand all the Eurovision, Kardashian, Royal family, etc references.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until your brain has changed it's form to a porridge. That's when you become one of them.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And all that, just because you caught a glimpse of Eurovision. It starts to burn your nerve centres from within.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Next morning all newspapers will be full of a mystery tragedy. "Half naked guy found dead in a puddle of blood! Reasons unknown!"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So you end up bleeding to death next to your neighbours windows with a dick in your hand.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And the you can feel that your eyes are getting moist. You try to clean them and there is only blood.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or take a peek in neighbours windows trying to see something kinky, but no - they're watching Eurovision.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eurovision is like Kardashians. You don't want to know anything about it, but just spend a day on the internet and you can't escape.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

See you on the other side, Kevin.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is literally the best thing that's happened after meeting your wife

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hans, get ze flammenwerfer

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0