TimTheToolManTaylor

7490 pts ยท November 29, 2012


I live in the suburbs of Detriot and host a show about home improvement.

Random shot but, OP are you English?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her songwriting talents were pretty notable when she was a teenager, and her wholesome and sweet brand made her a champion of "good girls"

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for my psychiatrist.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can just hear this guy going: "AAGHGALOOOOOLOLOLO".

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YA'LL CANNOT PASS.

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

This. I laughed so incredibly hard at this.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also, what's the source on this?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think this one wins.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But Kenny, Peter *Needs* Dentistry."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg--wtf?? stfu! bkpnddd.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*riving loom

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Okay!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Awww, uh-huh, Sprite!" *CARBONATED WATER*

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Gandalf: "Baby, I'll come precisely when you need me to." I just threw up in my mouth.

13 years ago | Likes 508 Dislikes 1

Wow, have fun writing all these.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, but actually though.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HOVERROOOOOOOUND

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But their name, sir--their name!

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

noooo, English is a completely appropriated and plundered language, let's not get into this.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

YES. Sorry, you must be getting a ton of random replies...(ignore meeeee)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pretty perfect.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want Christoph Waltz going "MEIN N-WORT".

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that...Is that Jim Carey?

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

How dairy jew be so shellfish. Pork guy--he just can't keep Kosher these days. Moses.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Greater than boogle? Perhaps.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're all far to comfortable with each other here.

13 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I believe pyrokinetics can extinguish fires as well as start them?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a tool man, I always swallow ;)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm cackling with laughter, yesss.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0