12027 pts · May 28, 2015
If you get bored, look at yourself in the mirror and scream.
I bet she smells like axle grease.
"Can I sit here? I'm gonna sit here."
Can I pet that dawg?
Getting mopped up. "To overcome decisively"
Donut Squad?
My fiancé and I both work part time jobs. It gives us more time with the goblin and we just started Martial Arts classes yesterday. He was actively listening to his instructor better than he does us.
I turn 29 in a few weeks. My favorite color is also Bubblegum Pink. I have a 3 yo son who just thinks I'm silly. Stay silly!
My son and I went to the playground near our apartment today and found a group of kids we played with a few weeks back. They insisted I spun them around and fall. When I said no, they shoved me. Then we played zombies and I infected them all with the help of my zombie goblin. Just be nice, make everyone laugh and have a good day!
I'm what you would call a One-hit wonder. Also known as "Never again."
"I drive a Bugatti, I'm more of a man than you are."Well, we just did a parent/teacher conference for my son and were told that he is kind and gentle to others. Point, me.
I have both ADHD and Autism. I am also a father of a shitlord of a toddler son. *Screams in TF2* "Medic!"
I was a stay at home dad for over a year. It absolutely sucks. Now we both work part time jobs and have more time to be a unified family.
I just switched to a new job a few months ago, my previous job wasn't giving any hours and this new job allows for my 9-2:45 mon-fri schedule. Now, I get off work and see my son get off the bus. It allows for more time with my family and gaming
Yeah, I work at Cavender's. It's only country music...
I can proudly say, as an adult, that I love my job and don't dread Mondays anymore.
7 am for me. It give me an hours to relax before getting the shit goblin dressed and put on the bus. 🤣
I'm in the middle of a depressive state. This woke me up. I need to clean. 😌
Only if you promise me right now that she will stand over me as I take my dying breath and utters one word to me as I pass. "Pathetic."
I'm sorry to be living under a rock, but what's the deal with everyone's obsession of the Roman Empire? Explain it to me like I'm fucking stupid. Please.
"Oh hey, didn't see you there."
I have so many random stories about the cute things my son does with me. I'm savoring every single minute I can.
I choose to work stocking positions in retail. There's a lot less bullshit to deal with. Get a good, small team, and kick ass. I listen to D&D podcasts and I'm there 9-3 Mon-Fri. I definitely consider myself happy.
I don't know, OP. I had Little Caesars Pretzel pizza for lunch and I'm lactose intolerant. I challenge you!
My mom has custody of my 10 yo nephew, so she watches my 3yo whenever it's date night. Bless that woman <3
Well, I reckon
I bet she smells like axle grease.
"Can I sit here? I'm gonna sit here."
Can I pet that dawg?
Getting mopped up. "To overcome decisively"
Donut Squad?
My fiancé and I both work part time jobs. It gives us more time with the goblin and we just started Martial Arts classes yesterday. He was actively listening to his instructor better than he does us.
I turn 29 in a few weeks. My favorite color is also Bubblegum Pink. I have a 3 yo son who just thinks I'm silly. Stay silly!
My son and I went to the playground near our apartment today and found a group of kids we played with a few weeks back. They insisted I spun them around and fall. When I said no, they shoved me. Then we played zombies and I infected them all with the help of my zombie goblin. Just be nice, make everyone laugh and have a good day!
I'm what you would call a One-hit wonder. Also known as "Never again."
"I drive a Bugatti, I'm more of a man than you are."
Well, we just did a parent/teacher conference for my son and were told that he is kind and gentle to others. Point, me.
I have both ADHD and Autism. I am also a father of a shitlord of a toddler son. *Screams in TF2* "Medic!"
I was a stay at home dad for over a year. It absolutely sucks. Now we both work part time jobs and have more time to be a unified family.
I just switched to a new job a few months ago, my previous job wasn't giving any hours and this new job allows for my 9-2:45 mon-fri schedule. Now, I get off work and see my son get off the bus. It allows for more time with my family and gaming
Yeah, I work at Cavender's. It's only country music...
I can proudly say, as an adult, that I love my job and don't dread Mondays anymore.
7 am for me. It give me an hours to relax before getting the shit goblin dressed and put on the bus. 🤣
I'm in the middle of a depressive state. This woke me up. I need to clean. 😌
Only if you promise me right now that she will stand over me as I take my dying breath and utters one word to me as I pass. "Pathetic."
I'm sorry to be living under a rock, but what's the deal with everyone's obsession of the Roman Empire? Explain it to me like I'm fucking stupid. Please.
"Oh hey, didn't see you there."
I have so many random stories about the cute things my son does with me. I'm savoring every single minute I can.
I choose to work stocking positions in retail. There's a lot less bullshit to deal with. Get a good, small team, and kick ass. I listen to D&D podcasts and I'm there 9-3 Mon-Fri. I definitely consider myself happy.
I don't know, OP. I had Little Caesars Pretzel pizza for lunch and I'm lactose intolerant. I challenge you!
My mom has custody of my 10 yo nephew, so she watches my 3yo whenever it's date night. Bless that woman <3
Well, I reckon