Timushi

16494 pts · January 27, 2012


More like Step 1 : Take apart the truck. Step 2 : Purchase a new truck...

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

He claimed he wrote a warning about Osama Bin Laden in his book from 2000, which he had ghost written and obviously doesn't actually know what's in the book.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the part where Floridians charge a certain golf course until he's returned. Bring protective gear.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Try again, without the verbal diarrhea

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This isn't equivalent to spreading Covid, this is equivalent to informing people "Hey, the president has Covid and is coughing directly into infants' mouths" which he has effectively done by choosing RFK Jr for Secretary of Health

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Random fun fact, the game Old School RuneScape has a chinchilla pet, and very rarely you can get a yellow Pikachu chinchilla

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to guard all 100. Killing one means you fail your task.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A 'soap box' was something literally stood on to speak to people around you to have height (and therefore presence). Politicians stand on a proverbial soap box at speeches.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#28 Google says "The rare children have arrived"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoopsie

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That doesn't tell me it was fake, just that the mug shot was colored after the fact and used as an art piece.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"I feel powerless" - "Yeah, I'm not a mutant, so-" - "No, I mean, I feel so much worse after touching you." - "Yeah, I get that a lot."

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Song is アイドル ( Idol ) by YOASOBI.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You fight like a dairy farmer!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It comes from French 'tromba' for trumpet. The paperclip is named after the instrument due to the similar shape.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

I've got $4000. No best friend, no girl. Easy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't feel too bad - I heard Marv too

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He also never claimed to be FBI and the caption (both here and in the video) are wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

Recording a police officer in a public location is legal in the US.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

The Greeks referred to Romans as "barbaros" as well

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I had a fistulotomy and sphincterotomy in the same session, and it's best to get it done quickly. No reason to be ashamed about a wound getting infected, shit (literally) happens, especially down there.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Annoying taxes isn't killing people daily

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Please never do math again. You have no idea how percentages work.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My mother constantly watches Dr. Pimple Popper, then has nightmares about extracting giant insects from abscesses on her skin, then continues to watch the show like ???

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White supremacists especially hate getting caught having an affair with a white nationalist member of a Trump-loving pastor group.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorta edit : they're "fast casual" apparently, so better than fast food but not a traditional restaurant.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0