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24426 pts ยท October 4, 2016


Likes: LOTR, Jogging, Beer, The Great Outdoors, Campfires, Bourbon, Dogs, Cats, Making "Monkey" laugh, Mutually enjoyed time with someone with no obligation to speak (yay! introverts), Imgur, and Ignoring my phone for hours at a time. Dislikes: Inconvenience, Unnecessary banter, Ingrown hairs, Overcooked meats, Warning labels on clearly dangerous items, Dull kitchen knives when in desperate need of a sliced tomato, and Dang kids in my yard/acting my age (40). Observations: There is far less money in a cure. Not all politicians are bad. Not all cops are good. We can almost always learn from others mistakes, but generally choose not to. Having quick wit, while also possessing heaps of biting sarcasm, is often times a burden in the workplace. I have a wife. We have a son. Our household is now routinely one of many funny noises, crumbs everywhere, and toys underfoot.

The skills to pay the bills

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Cake Day Dump While Dumping on Cake Day

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Stop scrolling and have a little rest

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A Clever Title

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This Fortunate Central Texan is in the Home Stretch

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Here's 30 Seconds of Something What

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Cake Day is a good day to help small business

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Apparently it's my day of cake

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CAKE DAY!! And Some 2016 Memes That Led Me to Join You Amazing Lunatics

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Please help me share my gratitude

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Does Pepperidge Farm Remember?

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Sunday morning surprise Central Texas Edition

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Newest addition to our family. Beauregard and Adilai. Yay rescue puppers!

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Not a pretty girl on selfie day

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Jax and Mr Hedgy

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Dad passed on the 7th and it's finally cold enough here to use one of the arts he taught me.

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Looking Like a Fool with my Pants on the Ground

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Secret Santa Delivers!

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Take 10 Seconds of Rest

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Moving on up on my 40th NYE

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Am I doing this right??

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Awooooooo

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I stand corrected. My SS didn't fail me, he/she dominated Xmas this year!!

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Cake Day

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An amazing man passed away

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Bday In Middle Age

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Jax

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After running 185 yards from the 1 and embarrassing the entire defense...

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Doing my part

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You made it. Take a rest for a while

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Doggers Love Presents Too

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Christmas selfie

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SANTAAA!!

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Secret Santa Failed Us, But Here's The Bestest Selfie

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Christmas Chicken

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Puppy 2.0 Next to Previous Version

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